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j e n n i f e r

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Holy shit
Why didn't you tell me

SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
Tell you what?

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That, oh I don't know,
That you're SEBASTIAN STAN

SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
no I'm not

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YES YOU ARE!!!
omg
how did I not realise
I can't breathe

SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
...how did you find out?

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Well, I've just had a lovely chat with Anthony Mackie

SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
oh
I'm sorry
I didn't want you to find out like this

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What?!

SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
You didn't know who I was, so I thought I stood more of a chance of holding a genuine conversation with you.
Now you aren't going to take me seriously.

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I'm being serious, you have literally made my life better with your existence.
I swear, you are the most genuine guy on earth (at least it seems so) so I can only be the same back to you.

SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
Thank you so much-
Wait
I don't know your name?

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Jennifer Parish
But everyone just calls me Jen.
And you are?

SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
-__-
Do I really have to answer that question?

Jen
Uh huh ;)

SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
I'm Sebastian Stan,
But people just call me Seb

Jen
*dies*

SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
why are you dead?
I'm not a murderer

Jen
This is the best thing that's ever happened to me.

SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
aw :3
Well, I'm not having the greatest of times.
After three showers I still smell of puke.
One girl was so nervous to meet me at the signings, she threw up all over me

Jen
...ah
I was hoping you'd forget about that

SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
wait that was you?!

Jen
I'm sorry
I didn't mean to
The cookies they sold at the stalls were dodgy
I swear they were nasty
I promise I didn't do it on purpose

SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
no no no
It's cool
I thought it was rather funny.
I'm not annoyed
It was nice to see what I effect I have on people
I'm sorry for making it sound that way :(

Jen
Sebastian Stan
You are the nicest person on the planet

SEBASTIAN FREAKING STAN
hehe
I try :3

Jen
And by God do you succeed. :)

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