✓ KISMET ➳ SEBASTIAN STAN

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Jen
Guys please help me

Lizzibeth
What's up?

Seb the Pleb
Are you okay?

Mackinator
What's going on?

Jen
Seb won't leave

Seb the Pleb
Oh ffs you scared me
I was about to break your door down

Queen Scarletti
What do you mean, he won't leave?

Jen
I thought it would be a nice idea for us to go to my house from the airport. And now Seb won't leave

Iron Turd
sEBASTIAN STAN

Seb the Pleb
Oh come on Jenni.
We both know you don't want me to go

Jen
YOU'VE EATEN ALL MY FOOD

Ice Cap Evans
Seb that's rudd

Jen
I have to go grocery shopping, because there is literally only an apple left in the bowl.

Seb the Pleb
No there isn't. I ate the apple earlier

Lizzibeth
SEB! THIS IS NOT HOW YOU PULL A GIRL

Jen
Ffs I hate you

Seb the Pleb
No you don't
You love me

Jen
Do I?

Mackinator
Yes Jen you do

Seb the Pleb
I'll come shopping with you

Jen
Are you even dressed?

Seb the Pleb
I'm always dressed

Iron Turd
Quick question.
Where is Seb sleeping!?
I don't want any grandchildren

Jen
Couch

Seb the Pleb
I'm not allowed in her room.

Iron Turd
Good. I won't have to kick his ass

Seb the Pleb
Thanks(?)

Jen
Seb get your shoes on I'm leaving in ten minutes.

Seb the Pleb
You sound like my mom
But okay.

Sarah
Why y'all texting each other? You're sat in the same room fgs

Mackinator
Kids these days eh

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I wouldn't mind letting Sebastian live in my house