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Seb the Pleb
Hellloooo

Ice Cap Evans
Good evening

Seb the Pleb
Helllooo?? No one there??

Ice Cap Evans
Hi? Seb I'm here

Seb the Pleb
Liz? Ant? Why isn't anyone on?

Ice Cap Evans
FFS SEBASTIAN
WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME

Lizzibeth
I'm here wassup

Seb the Pleb
Thank god. I thought you were all dead

Lizzibeth
But Chris was talking to you?

Seb the Pleb
Who?

Ice Cap Evans
SEB'S BEEN BRAINWASHED
CALL 911
HE'S FORGOTTEN ME
AND ALL OUR HISTORY
MY MOMS NAME IS LISA, AND I WEAR NEWSPAPERS IN MY SHOES

Seb the Pleb
Who the hell is Seb?

Queen Scarletti
Nuuuu

Iron Turd
yOU KILLED MY MOM

Lizzibeth
aND YOU LOCKED ME IN MY ROOM

Hollandaise
I still have homework
But y'know, no one cares

Mackinator
You got that right

Seb the Pleb
YESS YOU ARE ALL HERE NOW!!

Ice Cap Evans
:(

Seb the Pleb
Jen's out, I'm bored

Lizzibeth
You have Bella with you, right?

Seb the Pleb
Yup. She's already had her bath and now she's snoring next to me on the couch.

Mackinator
Lonerrr

Hollandaise
Cue the sad violins

Queen Scarletti
Shush
Seb what do you usually do when you're alone?

Ice Cap Evans
Please don't answer that question.
I don't want to know about your 'private time'

Seb the Pleb
Stfu Chris you masturbate to stucky fanfics

Lizzibeth
Ohmy😱😂

Iron Turd
OOoO00OoHh SNAP

Queen Scarletti
Well. That's embarrassing.

Hollandaise
YOU READ FANFICS ABOUT YOURSELF??

Mackinator
No, he reads fanfics about him and Seb

Hollandaise
That's weirder

Seb the Pleb
I KNOW

Ice Cap Evans
HAR HAR
Seb is so funny.
It must be "Expose Chris Evans Day"

Queen Scarletti
You aren't exposed yet, though.
Seb could still leak it to the press ;)

Seb the Pleb
That's not a bad idea

Ice Cap Evans
You wouldn't dare

Mackinator
Oh he would

Seb the Pleb
RIP, my old friend.

Ice Cap Evans
Oml this moment feels so Stucky I'm crying

Hollandaise
I stg

Jen
You guys always make me laugh :)

Seb the Pleb
HI OMG ARE YOU COMING HOME???

Lizzibeth
Seb Jesus

Mackinator
Calm those titties

Jen
I'm in the cab

Seb the Pleb
YAYYY!! Bella's missed you :(

Jen
I'm coming home, coming home, tell the world I'm coming homeeeeee

Iron Turd
I hate that song

Hollandaise
I love that song

Mackinator
Stfu Spider Pubes

Hollandaise
-_-
I would appreciate it greatly if we never used that nickname again. 

[Mackinator changed Hollandaise's name to Spider Pubes]

Sarah
PFHAHAHAHAHA OMG

Spider Pubes
I hate you

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Chris ain't even denying it

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