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Iron Turd
Guys, you are all invited to our pre-premiere party.

Ice Cap Evans
Nice. When is it?

Queen Scarletti
By we, do you mean Susan?

Iron Turd
Yes, Susan really wants to see you all. She wants to meet Jen, especially.

Jen
Aw 💙

Seb the Pleb
When is it?

Iron Turd
Saturday at 8, but being as most of you lot aren't here anyway, we're flying out to you.

Jen
Omg you're flying out just for a party?

Lizzibeth
Not really, the premiere is where you are anyway.
It's more of a get together with alcohol.

Jen
Oh okay
That makes more sense

Mackinator
I can't make the party, but I'll see you all at the premiere.

Jen
The civil war premiere?

Seb the Pleb
Yeah, would you want to go?

Jen
um yES

Seb the Pleb
Do you want to appear with me? Like photos and shit?

Jen
Yes please 😊

Sarah
Mackie I'm going with you

Mackinator
Fine by me

Lizzibeth
Is Sarah allowed to come to the party?

Iron Turd
Of course!

Sarah
Yesssss
Jen we're getting ready together.

Jen
Deal.

Seb the Pleb
What about me?

Sarah
Is he still at your house?!?

Jen
Yeah but it's okay.

Seb the Pleb
I pay rent in marshmallows and film cuddles

Jen
SEB

Mackinator
cUDDLES?!?

Iron Turd
jEN ARE YOU PREGNANT

Jen
Wtf NO
It's just a cuddle

Seb the Pleb
😊

Sarah
Guys I'm dying.
I'm dYING of dEATH

Lizzibeth
I am trash for Sebifer

Queen Scarletti
You two are adorable 😊

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