✓ KISMET ➳ SEBASTIAN STAN

0.23 p|m

j e n n i f e r

Plum Nazi
Yoyre the sweetest candything in all theuniverse. Sprinkles odf sugar on my tasters.

Jen
Seb are you drunk?

Plum Nazi
Would you arrest me rif I wass?

Jen
No sir

Plum Nazi
U arw so polite

Jen
Well thank you.
How much have you had to drink?

Plum Nazi
A baby and a half a donzen babies

Jen
Babies?

Plum Nazi
Owr babies would be so cutee

Jen
Seb, I think you should get some sleep

Plum Nazi
I wnat to slep with u

Jen
Oh boy
You're even worse than Chris

Plum Nazi
Do you liek me?

Jen
What do you mean?

Plum Nazi
I liek yu a thousand times ten

Jen
Aw
You're going to regret this in the morning

Plum Nazi
I regret notigg

Jen
Of course you don't

Plum Nazi
You dnt get it
I dnt regret swapping phons

Jen
You don't?

Plum Nazi
never
You make me happy

Jen
Really?

Plum Nazi
can I call u niff
like jen NIF er

Jen
Haha okay

Plum Nazi
i want to met you

Jen
Likewise
We'll talk about this in the morning, though okay?

Plum Nazi
ok
night night

Jen
Goodnight Seb :)

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drunk Seb gives me the feels