The walking dead // Zitate

Last Day On Earth

NEGAN
[Negan introduces himself to Rick and the group]
Negan: [Negan smiles] Pissing our pants yet? Boy, do I have a feeling we're getting close. It's gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon.

[Negan talks to Rick for the first time]
Negan: Hi. You're Rick, right? I'm Negan. And I do not appreciate you killing my men. Also, when I sent my people to kill your people for killing my people, you killed more of my people. Not cool. Not cool. You have no idea how not cool that shit is. But I think you're gonna be up to speed shortly. Yeah. You are so gonna regret crossing me in a few minutes.
Negan: [Negan smiles] Yes, you are.

[Negan tells Rick's group he wants them to work for him]
Negan: You see, Rick, whatever you do, no matter what, you don't mess with the new world order. And the new world order is this, and it's really very simple, so, even if you're stupid, which you may very well be, you can understand it. You ready? Here goes. Pay attention.
Negan: [Negan holds his bat up to Rick's head] Give me your shit... or I will kill you.
Negan: Today was career day. We invested in a lot, so you would know who I am and what I can do. You work for me now. You have shit, you give it to me. That's your job. Now, I know that is a mighty big, nasty pill to swallow, but swallow it you most certainly will. You ruled the roost. You built something. You thought you were safe. I get it. But the word is out. You are not safe. Not even close. In fact, you are pegged, more pegged if you don't do what I want. And what I want is half your shit. And if that's too much, you can make, find, or steal more, and it'll even out sooner or later. This is your way of life now. The more you fight back, the harder it will be. So, if someone... knocks on your door... you let us in. We own that door. You try to stop us and we will knock it down. You understand?
Negan: [Negan leans into Rick's face holding up his ear] What? No answer?

[Negan tells Rick's group one of them have to pay for the death of his people]
Negan: You don't really think that you were gonna get through this without being punished, now, did you? I don't want to kill you people. Just want to make that clear from the get-go. I want you to work for me. You can't do that if you're dead, now, can you? I'm not growing a garden. But you killed my people, a whole damn lot of them. More than I'm comfortable with. And for that, for that you're gonna pay. So, now... I'm gonna beat the holy hell outta one of you.

[Negan shows Rick Lucille, his baseball bat covered in barb-wire]
Negan: This - This is Lucille, and she is awesome. All this, all this is just so we can pick out which one of you gets the honor.

[Negan looks down at Abraham]
Negan: [Negan smiles as he feels his beard] Huh. Ugh, I gotta shave this shit.

[Negan looks down at Carl]
Negan: You got one of our guns.
Negan: [in a low voice, Negan kneels down] Whoa. Yeah. You got a lot of our guns. Shit, kid, lighten up. At least cry a little.
[Negan chuckles]

[Negan looks down at Maggie]
Negan: Jesus. You look shitty. I should just put you out of your misery right now.
[Negan holds Lucille up]

[Negan warns the group to not step out of line like Glenn just did]
Negan: [Negan smiles] All right, listen. Don't any of you do that again. I will shut that shit down, no exceptions. First one's free. It's an emotional moment, I get it.

[Negan looks down at Rick]
Negan: Sucks, don't it? The moment you realize you don't know shit.

[Negan points out Carl to Rick]
Negan: This is your kid, right?
Negan: [Negan chuckles] This is definitely your kid.
Rick Grimes: [Rick yells] Just stop this!
Negan: Hey! Do not make me kill the little future serial killer. Don't make it easy on me. I gotta pick somebody. Everybody's at the table waiting for me to order.
[Negan begins whistling]

[last lines]
Negan: [Negan prepares to hit Lucille over one of Rick's group] Anybody moves, anybody says anything, cut the boy's other eye out and feed it to his father and then we'll start. You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry. Hell, you're all gonna be doing that.
Negan: [Negan swings the bat down as the sound rings] Ho! Ho! Look at that. Taking it like a champ!
Negan: [Negan smiles as he looks in the eyes of his victim] Damn!
[the sounds of the swings keep swinging, thudding]

[Negan can't decide who to kill when he plays a game of Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe with Rick's group]
Negan: [Negan chuckles, as he holds Lucille to Rick's head] I got an idea. Eeny...
Negan: [to Maggie's head] Meeny...
Negan: [to Abraham's head] Miny...
Negan: [Michonne's head] Moe...
Negan: [Daryl's head] Catch... A tiger...
Negan: [Sasha's head] By... His toe.
Negan: [Aaron's head] If... He hollers...
Negan: [Negan smiles] Let him go.
Negan: [Negan continues, to Carl's head] My mother... Told me...
Negan: [to Eugene's head] To pick... The very best one...
Negan: [to Rosita's head] And you... Are...
Negan: [Negan continues pointing Lucille to the different heads, then holding Lucille out] It.

~Negan: You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry... Hell, you're all gonna be doing that. ~