Make Happy: An Hour full of laughs

Hey Bo, Guess What?!

[Bo]
Guys, I'm not "perfect" ok?
I don't "use air quotes correctly" alright?
But I am against double standards across the board
Why is it, that when a woman wears revealing clothing, she's labeled a slut
Yet if I were to wear her skin as a jacket, I'm a murderer?
What?
If I fuck a kid, I'm a pedophile
But if a kid fucks me I'm the pedophile?
Again?
Twice in a week?
What is this
[Music starts playing]
[Enthusiastic Male Voice]
Hey Bo! You wanna sing a song with us?
[Bo]
Okay
[Enthusiastic Male Voice]
Great!
[Bo]
I don't know the words though
[Enthusiastic Male Voice]
That's alright! You'll figure it out
[Bo]
Alright!
[Enthusiastic Male Voice]
Hey Bo, guess what!
[Bo]
What?
[Enthusiastic Male Voice]
You're a faggot!
[Bo]
Was it clever or just mean?
Bigoted, I apologize for that
[Bo]
So I was interrupted the other day while I--
Motherfucker
[Enthusiastic Male Voice]
Hey Bo! You wanna sing another song with us?
[Bo]
I really don't
[Enthusiastic Male Voice]
Too bad!
[Bo]
God dammit
[Enthusiastic Male Voice]
Hey Bo, guess what!
[Bo]
Mockingly: I'm a faggot
[Enthusiastic Male Voice]
Correct!
[Bo]
Not fun--
[Enthusiastic High Pitched Female Voice]
You're a faggot
You're a faggot
You're a fucking fag
You're a faggot
You're a faggot
You're a faggot
[Bo]
Turn he lights off please
[Enthusiastic High Pitched Female Voice Continues]
[Bo]
Is this funny to you people?
[Voice Continues]
[Bo]
Turn it off!
Turn the track off!
[Vinyl Track Stops]
[Bo]
Why was it on a record player?
You got a record player back there?
You have hooked up a record player back there?
You know it's one thing to make that but to press it onto vinyl is a whole other thing.
It's gonna out live me
[Bo]
Just to be clear I wrote, conceived and executed the entirety of that bit, do not give those dumb fucks any credit.
It's all me, baby
All me