"Huh? Oh sorry about tha' I had a wonderful dream 'bout me an' mistah J! 'Es so wonderful, me an' 'im are gonna go so far! If only B Man would stop ruining everything! Just because he probably doesn't have any sorta girlfriend! 'E doesn't know what it's like to be in love. Mistah J however, he understands me! He only wants a joke! He's the jokah! O corse that's all he wants! Get it! Jokah!" Harley began giggling again.
"Oh you're no fun! But your gonna be when mistah J comes! I can picture it now! Harley come on honey! Pow pow pow!! Oh mistah J you're here! I missed ya so much puddin! I missed ya too Harley! And you gaurds are gonna be running around screamin' I know the screamers when I see em! But it's okay, you're my friends! I'll call out No mistah J, they're cool! And he's gonna be so happy to see me he'll let you all go! I love my mistah J!"
"He's using you Harley!"
"What? Who said that?"
And on the bed sat Harleen Quinzel.
"You?! Why are you here, I don't wantya!"
"Harleen..."
"It's Harley to you, me, oh I don't know!"
"Har-lee then, don't you think it's odd?"
"I don't need no therapy session"
"But don't you? I mean, he loves you right? While he's in the asylum then never speaks to you once he's out..? Isn't it odd?"
"Yes he does! He loves me! My puddin' loves me! He's always tryna spend time wi' me! Ah he's so lovely, remember when we first met him"
"Harley, come on don't do this... Come on stay with me! I want out of here okay! Harley? Harley!"
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Puddin'
FanfictionMistah J's gonna come back for me one a these days. Just you wait. I know he still cares 'bout me. I know puddin' still loves me. A physiological tale about Harley's time trapped in a cell merged with her past with the joker in Arkham asylum I refe...
