I Am Not Your Sidekick

Perceus Jackson, what have you gotten yourself into now?

Robin pov

"Shall we?" Bruce asked. I nodded and lead the way downstairs.

The door opened and for a change, we didn't hear the clanging of restraintse we being tugged at or anything. It was way too quiet for comfort.

I charged towards where I last left Percy, not waiting for Bruce and frowned when I saw him.

He was just staring at the ceiling. There were no emotion in his eyes,  no sign of an expression on his face. He was just staring at the dark ceiling.

I felt small droplets fall on my face.

That's weird.

It was never wet on the ceiling of the batcave, except for the waterfall, but that was at the entrance of the cave, which is half a mile away from we were now.

Yet...I just felt another droplet fall on my cheek.

Percy murmured something.

"What?" Bruce asked. "What did you just say?"

This time, percy spoke louder, but still didn't take his eyes off the ceiling.

"I said you are stupid."

"Why would you say that?" Bruce asked.

"Because you brought a son of poseidon into a cave with flowing water. That's really dumb."

I couldn't resist. I asked why.

"Think about it, ding-dong!" He snapped. "Poseidon is the god of the sea. Controls everything in it. Water, fish, horses, huricanes. "

"Horses?" I asked.

"He created them." Percy  stated, still staring at the ceiling.

Man, I really needed to ask aquaman about this stuff.

"All you had to do was ask me to show you what I could do. This is just unnecessary.  The kidnapping,  the tazing, the questioning, all of it is really stupid." Percy stated.

"So if we let you go, you will not be violent in any way?"I asked carefully. Percy cackled.

"You are even crazier than the joker if you think that I will cooperate now."

"So you're just going to sit there and do nothing until we let you go? You know that's not gonna work, right?" I asked.

Batman remained quiet.

"Ha! Oh gods no! I'm ADHD! I'm just going to make a spectacular exit, leaving you alone and confused." He laughed.

"Uh-huh. And how are you going to do that?" I asked,putting my hands on my hips.

Percy grinjed like a madman.

"Like I said. You are really dumb for bringing a son of poseidon into a humid cave."

Then he dissappeared.

I looked at Bruce,  who didn't seem to be startled by the sudden disappearance.  He just looked at me with his deadly batlook and said five simple words that would mean another sleepless school night.

"Call the team. Find him."

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Percy Pov

About five seconds later I reappeared in the dark garden outside the cave.

I breathlessly stumbled and leaned against a tree in the shadows of the green forest-like paradise.

I wasn't as fearless as I seemed back in the cave.

I was actually terrified.

"Perceus Jackson...what have you gotten yourself into now?" I mumbled to myself.