Hetalia X Inanimate Objects

America X Picture of Russia

yes you read that right ^^^

am i kicked out of this fandom yet?

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Today was a normal day for Americum. Wake up, eat some Mcdonalds, go to the world meeting, eat mcdonalds, go home, watch tv and jerk off. I mean, who doesn't have that schedule? America living the dr ea m. At the world meeting though, the american had managed to get a picture off russia on his phone and d a m n it was H 0 T. After the meeting he rushed out of the building and raced home in his car. Once home he connected his phone to his computer and printed the hot picture out 20 times. 20 copies should last, right? He snatched the pictures out of his printer and scattered about 10 on his walls, attaching them to the wall with tacks. His shrine. His beautiful....BEAUTIFUL shrine.... hot. Well 10 of the 20 pictures were on his shrine wall where he kept little pieces of russia here and there: a lock of his hair in a bag, a piece of his scarf,  hiS GLOVE. ((headcanon america is actually a yandere when it comes to having a crush)). He decided to forget about watching tv and ran to his room with the remaining pictures. God knows what will happen if russia goes to americas house. Oh god. He jumped down on his bed and quickly stripped himself of his pants and shirt leaving himself only in his boxers. He stared at he picture thinking of Russia as his hand reached down to palm himself. A minute or so passed and americum had managed to get his boxers off and was now vigorously masturbating looking at these pictures of the russian. Fucking hell what am i writing.... The masturbating wasnt enough and he needed m o r e. He hot himself on his hands and knees and pumped and stroked himself with one hand while his other hand reached back and pushed a picture into his ass pushing it in and out of his ass. God what the fuck why did it feel so good? All the sounds that could be heard were rough pants and heavy moans of Russias name. In the corner of the room was a terrified canadian. He had tried to get americas attention but he was basically invisible to him... He decided to fuck with his brother and took his iphone out and face time russia. Once the russian picked up canada just kinda showed him the entire scene that was happening in front of him "i just thought you would like to know aboot this, eh?" he mumbled to Russia who in turn was screaMING. The screaming caught Americas attention and he let out an inhumane screech and stared at the floating iphone with russia looking irght at him through the screen "GHOST IPHONE AAAAH" he yelled running out of the room bare naked with a picture of russia sticking out of his ass