Hetalia X Inanimate Objects

Prussia x Sword

Today was an ordinary day for prussia. He was sitting in Germanoots basement reading/watching porn and admiring the ruins of what was his country bECAUSE ITS DEAD LIKE HIM. But nothign really got to him. He was living the dream. The immortal dream. But something....interesting happened today... A historian had discovered a old vault full of armor and various weapons from his country and decided to give the nation a few of the treasures since he felt bad beCAUSE THE COUNTRY IS DEAD. He happily accepted the gifts which were a helmet, chest-plate and sword, it brought a tear to his eye seeing these beauty's in such great condition..he quickly rushed back to his room and put the objects on display right next to his porn shrine. "Perfekt" he snickered to himself. The only thing he didnt put on display was the magnificent sword which was currently laying on his bed, he strutted over to the weapon and slowly unshieved it from its scabbard and stared at the beautiful iron blade...."hot" he chuckled running a finger over the sharp edge of the blade....red... FUCK I CUT MY FINGER "WEST I CUT MY FINGER" He yelled upstairs "VERDAMMT PREUSSEN" germany yelled back down at him before running down there with a first aid kit and fixing up his wounded finger. BACK ON TRACK. Prussia stared down at the blade while clutching his finger "i could totally fuck you" he commented under his breath running his other finger down the length of the sword "you know what. Since the online dating websites dont work because "im not immortal" and "its impossible to be a country" ill just get my sexual needs out on this sword! PERFECT!" he thought to himself, his hands subconciously going down and pulling his own shirt off along with his pants and boxers. Damn.... he thought already hard.... He reached down and started to stroke himself as his other hand ran up and down the blade of the sword again. Well if any day is a good day to die its today... he grabbed the sword and ran the smooth flat part of the sword along the length of his dick. He let out a loud lengthy moan and continued running the iron up and down his length until he couldnt take it any longer. He reached behind himself and slowly pushed the handle of the sword into his ass. He let out a loud moan which he was grateful Germany was used to hearing him moan....doNT TAKE IT THAT WAY IM TRYING TO HINT THAT PRUSSIA JERKS OFF ALOT......He continued pushing the sword up his ass as he pumped himself. Soon the blade was starting to slide into him which made him let out a yelp "fuck fuck fuck fuck.." he muttered to himself. Soon most of the sword was up his ass but he couldnt take the pain anymore and collapsed onto the floor, blood flowing out of his behind. About 30 minutes passed and he sadly bled to death. Finally he can be his actual country. DEAD. HA. HAHAHA. About a day passed then germany decided to check on prussia to SEE HIS BIG BROTHERS CORPSE ON THE GROUND DE A D. rip prussia # prussianlivesmatter