Embarrassing moments

Camel Spider

I'm fucking done with nature oh my god. 

Okay so little fact about me: I usually don't hang out with people my age, I usually hang out my sister and her friends. (My sister is 21 and I'm 13)

Okay so me, my sister, and her friend were on the patio of my house because it wasn't as hot that day. It was pretty dark out I wanna say it was 3 AM.

But anyway, we were talking about some dumb drama my friend got into; then suddenly something ran past our feet. At first I thought it was cricket or something but nO 

IT WAS A FUCKING BABY CAMEL SPIDER

A picture for you in the media above.

*cough*

For those who don't know the camel spider is known to be one of the biggest spiders, if living in the city, they usually grow to the size of a teacup, but if in the wild, they can grow up to a size of a folder.

A fucking folder.

MIND YOU, I'M LIVING AT AN AREA WHERE HOUSES ARE BARELY BEING BUILT AND THERE'S A HUGE FIELD RIGHT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE.

Me and my friend start freaking out as my sister doesn't fucking know why. 

Here's why:

THEY FUCKING EAT YOU ALIVE

Warning: The video I'm about to show are extremely graphic and may fuck your mind. If you can't stand seeing open flesh, please skip the video.

YEAH THOSE FUCKERS DO THAT

The baby satan spider is just chilling right next to my front door and not moving and me and my friend have to explain to sister what a camel spider is.

Me: THEY FUCKING EAT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP

Friend: They will chase you. 

Me: THEY CAN JUMP FUCKING THREE FEET

My Sister:.......kill it. 

and we did. 

BUT I LIVE RIGHT I FRONT OF A GIANT FIELD, I ALREADY SEE RABBITS AND SNAKES AND NOW THOSE LITTLE SHITS

THIS IS WHY I DON'T GO OUTSIDE.

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