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I haven't been outside in years welp.

This one isn't that good because I'm running out of stories since I'm trying to not be embarrassing. I just am so oh whale.

Yesterday, my dad and I went to get a car smogged (smoged? Idk). And OF COURSE HE ALWAYS HAS TO INTRODUCE ME TO EVERYONE. I hate it., like, I'm never going to see this person again so what's the point?

And this guy had really pretty eyes, they were blue. And I just love blue eyes, OK? I was holding trash in one hand and my phone in the other when this guy put his hand out.

"Hello," he said.

"Uh, hi, I don't have any hands."

So my dad started laughing AND THIS GUY SAID "OH WELL YOU DO HAVE HANDS, THEY'RE JUST ALL FULL RIGHT NOW"

YEAH, THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.

so then I shook his hand AND HE GRABBED ONE FINGER OR SOMETHING, I WAS EXPECTING A FIRM HANDSHAKE YOU KNOW? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BREAK ME IT'S FINE.

he was then like,"and you are?"

But I immediately forgot the question and just stared at him for a few seconds before saying my name.

So yeah, that wasn't the highlight of my day.
I'M SORRY THESE ARE EXTREMELY BORING BUT I'M TRYING  TO KEEP THIS GOING

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