Llama123456789: TV TXRYBUEXRC. YVTXCGBH
Snips: er....
Skyguy: do not be alarmed.
Skyguy: wow that sounded formal
Skyguy: anyway llamas can't text.
JohnTheLlama: yes we can, Dave over there is drunk.
Llama123456789: GiB cm dock FC DJ CGIK dog DJ
Obi: I had a pet llama once
Obi: but it turned out it was a goat.
Snips: ....
Skyguy: ...
JohnTheLlama: ok...
DarthS: I had a goldfish
General-griev: I like cheese
Snips: I'm not going to ask how you got here.
Llama123456789: hi gtcfvhbjnj c. Ggvfcrxcvhb
DarthS: it was called GoldBob
JohnTheLlama: how inventive
DarthS: thank you
Dooku: HELP A CHICKEN IS PECKING MY FEET!!!!
DarthS: I TOLD YOU THAT THE FARM IS A DANGEROUS PLACE!!!!!!!
Dooku: I'M NOT ON A FARM!!!!
JohnTheLlama kicked Dooku and DarthS from the chat
JohnTheLlama: your welcome everybody. It's alright, you are allowed to worship me.
Llama123456789 has left the chat
JohnTheLlama: NOOOOO!!!!!
On another chat...
Dooku: hello, our spy
DarthS: your mission is going very good.
General-griev: yup
Llama123456789: yes, it is hard to pretend to be drunk. I still have the chat. I am getting friendly with them all.
Dooku: good
Llama123456789: JohnTheLlama has no idea that I'm not really a llama. And soon, Skywalker will be my apprentice and I will reveal my true identity.
DarthS: speaking about apprentices, I would like you to meet my new apprentice. His identity is a secret too.
DarthDoritos: hello
To be continued.....................................................
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