MWindu: I knew I should have just left you all here
YoYo: started it, he did
Ani: What!
Rex: I was just saying how I felt left out about not being invited
Rex: but now I see that it was probably for the best
Snips: oh hey Rex, what are you doing here?
Rex: I came to help "rescue" you guys
Rex: never imagined I would see Anakin and Yoda fighting
MWindu: I leave for ONE night and it all goes to chaos
Snips: honestly, you should have expected Anakin to start something
Ani: what
MWindu: yes, I should have
Ani: hey!
MWindu: Come on, let's go before we get attacked by tusken raiders
Rex: wait
Rex: where's Obi-Wan?
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General-griev: what a surprise to see you here
Obi: likewise
General-griev: bad luck, Kenobi
Obi: I think n-
General-griev: GUYS OVER HERE I'VE FOUND US A SACRIFICE
Obi: A what!
Obi: what are you- PUT ME DOWN
General-griev: SACRIFICE
Dooku: SACRIFICE
DarthDorus: SACRIFICE
Obi: WHAT IS HAPPENING
DarthDorus: Weesa thought that if we sacrificed something to the Gods, then then weesa will be saved
DarthDorus: so weesa will throw yousa into the fire!
Obi: THIS IS INSANE
Dooku: it's lucky you showed up, Kenobi.
Dooku: we were considering sacrificing Dorus
DarthDorus: What!
Obi: why did you even join the Sith, Jar Jar? You can't trust them
DarthDorus: Theesa are siths?
Obi: you... you didn't know?
DarthDorus: Meesa thought it was just a club!
Dooku: it doesn't matter. SACRIFICE HIM
General-griev: SACRIFICE
Obi: oh dear
Dooku: WE WILL BE-
MWindu: unhand him this instant!
YoYo: interesting, this is
Dooku: certainly
Snips: we outnumber you, so hand over Obi-Wan!
Obi: please
Dooku: very well
*drops Obi-Wan*
Obi: how uncivilized
Rex: I suggest we leave before Separatists arrive
MWindu: I agree
General-griev: until next time, kenobi
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Ani: are you alright, Obi?
Obi: I suppose
Obi: but I think I must have hit my head at some point
Snips: why?
Obi: Darth Sidious was there, and for a second
Obi: I thought it was chancellor palpatine
Ani: now that's ridiculous
Obi: I know Anakin
Obi: also, what's this about you and Yoda fighting?
Ani: uhhhhh.....
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