Star Wars Texts

The Christmas Special™

Snips: I'm glad we decided to do a Secret Santa

Snips: imagine having to buy a present for all of the Jedi

Rex: imagine me having to buy a present for all the clones

Cody: that would be impossible

Ani: can we open them already?

Obi: Anakin, calm down

Obi: you're acting like a little kid

Ani: but presents!

YoYo: presents from Secret Santa, I have in this bag

Ani: who got me?

Snips: we're not going tell you

Snips: that would defeat the whole point of it being "secret"

Ani: whatever

PadmeA: let's open the presents now

YoYo: good idea, yes

Ani: how come no one listens to me?

MaceW: oh I think you know why

Snips: ooooooooo

Ani: I'm so mad, I might just go take it out on some younglings

Obi: An-

Ani: jk, jk

Snips: I vote Ani opens his last!

YoYo: Agreed

Obi: good idea

Ani: I can't believe I'm getting bullied on Christmas

PadmeA: let's just open them all at the same time

*everyone opens there present*

PadmeA: I got a generic bag of women's makeup

PadmeA: that's literally what it's called

YoYo: hmmm wonder who gave you that, i do hmmmmm

Obi: I got a new robe

Obi: why has it got glitter covering the sleeves

Snips: hehehe

Rex: *snickers*

YoYo: wooly hat, i got

Snips: aww, it's got a little pom-pom

MaceW: a board game?

MaceW: why would-

Snips: is that twister?

Ani: YES IT IS ASHSHSKDKSJSKS

Snips: I would kill to see Windu play twister

MaceW: never gonna happen

YoYo: if he gets drunk enough, he will

Obi: I've only ever seen him drunk once

Obi: I'll never forget it

MaceW: let's just move on

Rex: ok, I got a pack of water guns!

Snips: those are huge!

Rex: guess I know what we're doing later tonight

Cody: I got a bike!

Cody: I've always wanted a bike 👉👈

Snips: I'll race you!

Obi: later guys

Ani: where are you going?

Obi: oh haha

Snips: I got some really fancy boots!

Snips: they're really soft

Snips: and expensive

Snips: I'm gonna so much running in these

Ani: and I got...

Ani: "the guide to being a better jedi"

Ani: great

Ani: can't wait to read this in great detail

Snips: aw, it's just what you wanted

Ani: shut up

PadmeA: well, I think that this has been an overall successful Christmas

Obi: because the true meaning Christmas isn't the presents

Obi: it's spending time with family and friends

Ani: yeah sure

Snips: of course

Snips: now let's get drunk and play twister together!

MaceW: NO

Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you all have a good day and if you don't celebrate it, then I hope that you've had a nice week.
:)