JohnTheLlama: so, what we are going to do is dangerous, so only the best of the best can go
Snips: so that's me
JohnTheLlama: THE LIST OF NAMES WILL POSTED AT THE END SO PLEASE WAIT
JohnTheLlama: anyway, what we are going to do is get a super amazing awesome baker to make loads of cookies, cakes etc
Obi: and bacon
Obi: Anakin loves bacon
Snips. Duh who doesn't
JohnTheLlama: and then we are going to sneak into the place where dark side cookies are made and...
Snips: dark side cookies are made? I thought that they fell down from heaven.
JohnTheLlama: ...then we are going to add raisins to the mixture, hoping that they will be mistaken for choc chips
HarryP: NO
Snips: but... but.... that's evil
YoYo: hard, this will be
JohnTheLlama: but it might be the only way. After Ani has eaten them, we'll offer our food to him and he'll come back
PadmeA: it's risky but it'll be worth it
Snips: I'm in
Dumbleydore: LET'S DO THIS THING BABY!!!
JohnTheLlama: the following shall be carrying out the plan:
Snips
Obi
YoYo
Dumbleydore
Aaand I think that's it
Snips: knew it would be me
Obi: wait, why aren't you coming, JohnTheLlama?
JohnTheLlama: because then you will see what I look like. I will stay here and give advice.
HarryP: when will we do it?
JohnTheLlama: as soon as I find a baker
JohnTheLlama: which might take some time.
JohnTheLlama: in the meantime, let's help ourselves to refreshments
Dumbleydore: what I came for
Hermione: how are we supposed to have them if we are just texting each other?
Snips: .....
HarryP: .....
Obi: .......
JohnTheLlama: oh well, I guess I can have them all to myself :)
Snips: you did this on purpose, didn't you?
JohnTheLlama: yep :)
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FanfictionStars Wars Texts But it's technically Clone Wars texts but whatever Warning: Contains some outdated memes and stuff cos I started this in 2016 but I don't want to delete chapters and lose votes so... Suffer
