Snips: The delivery of the food should be coming today
Obi: yum
JohnTheLlama: it's not for you, remember?
Obi: I'm sure I'll forget
Snips: Once we get the goods, then we can carry out the plan and be done with this
JohnTheLlama: It's been fun working with you guys
Dumbleydore: it'll certainly be sad going back to my own universe
Dumbleydore: And running Hogwarts
Dumbleydore: loads of weird stuff keeps happening
Dumbleydore: it's not a very safe school
Obi: sounds fun
HarryP: I KEEP GETTING NEARLY KILLED
Dumbleydore: shut up Harry it's gonna look bad on my CV
Tommy entered the chat
Tommy: Hello everyone
JohnTheLlama: Hi
Tommy: Your order will be delivered in approximately one minute
Snips: great
Snips: Guys the package arrived!
Dumbleydore: doesn't that sound dodgy at all...
Snips: why my house?
JohnTheLlama: Because I can't give it to anyone else because I'm keeping my identity a secret and I trust you the most out of everyone else.
Snips: thank you
Snips: you're wrong, but thank you
Obi: What now?
JohnTheLlama: we'll carry the plan out
JohnTheLlama: so Snips, Obi, YoYo and Dumbleydore are going to have infriltrate the Sith hideout/base and add raisins to the cookie mix. Then give the good stuff to Ani.
Dumbleydore: there's just one problem....
JohnTheLlama: What?
Dumbleydore: We don't know where their base is
JohnTheLlama: oh
JohnTheLlama: I didn't think of that
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Vader: uh
DarthDorrito: what. Isn't it a good revenge story?
Vader: um... yeah
DarthDorrito: I CAN'T WAIT TO KILL ANAKIN SKYWALKER
Vader: dsrgafbhjzsj
DarthDorrito: Are you alright?
Vader: sorry I just dropped my phone on my face and it typed letters and sent it
DarthDorrito: oh
DarthDorrito: I gotta go and start planning
DarthDorrito left the chat
Vader: hahahahaha I'm dead
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