Ani: Today is a good day
Snips: And you know why?
Obi: why?
Ani: IT'S PANCAKE DAY!!!!
Snips: IT'S PANCAKE DAY!!!!
Obi: of course
Ani: We get stuff our pancakes full of faces!
Ani: I mean stuff our faces full of pancakes
Obi: right, since it's my turn to get the ingredients and stuff, tell me what toppings you want
YoYo: syrup golden and syrup maple
Rex: Marshmallows
KFisto: Banana
PloKoon: whipped cream
Ani: nutella
Snips: nutella
Rex: nutella
Snips: AYYY
Obi: I feel like everyone is too over excited
MWindu: marmite
Ani: ....
Snips: ......
Rex: .....
Snips: WHAT
MWindu: I like marmite
Ani: but why?
MWindu: YOU EITHER HATE IT OR LOVE IT AND I LOVE IT
Ani: WELL I HATE IT
MWindu: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR OPINION OF MY TASTES IS
Ani: WHY NOT
MWindu: BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A JEDI MASTER
Snips: ooo he went there
Obi: guys can we just get on with it I want pancakes
Ani: fine
Later
Obi: There's one small problem
Snips: what?
Obi: There's thousands and thousands of Clone Troopers
Obi: and I only have 15 credits
Ani: let's just have pancakes between the few of us and not tell anyone else
Rex: I think not
Ani: ugh
Snips: then what will we do?
Obi: give up and stay in bed pondering the meaning of life and refusing to face another day of people and society where people are always judging you
Ani: ....
Snips: .....
Rex: .....
Ani: are you alright?
Obi: nah
Obi: but I'll be fine
YoYo: WHERE'S MY TRIPLE CHOCOLATE PANCAKE WITH MARSHMALLOWS AND WHIPPED CREAM
YoYo: sorry for the aggressiveness, I am. Bad cravings, I am having
Rex: if we use some of the money that's going towards the new funfair, then we might be able to have enough to make pancakes for everyone
YoYo: NOT THE FUNFAIR, NO
Snips: there'll still be enough money
Snips: after all, don't you want that pancake
YoYo: ....
YoYo: fine
Ani: YES NUTELLA PANCAKE HERE I COME
Even later
Ani: this has been the best day of my life
Obi: you say that every year
Ani: cos every year it updates
Ani: and I'll probably say it next year
Obi: What about your birthday?
Ani: nah a day dedicated to pancakes is much more important
Snips: it's just because you can't remember birthdays
Snips: Anakin
Ani: IT WAS ONE TIME
Obi: I'm gonna leave before this develops further
Obi left the chat
The next day
Snips: ani, what's that smell?
Ani: um
Ani: pancakes
Snips: you're making pancakes and didn't tell me!
Snips: hold on I'm coming
Obi: but pancake day was yesterday
Ani: any day can be pancake day if you want it to
Snips: that's the smartest thing you've said all week
YOU ARE READING
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