DarthS: Are all the Sith here?
Dooku: Yes, I believe so
DarthS: alright then
DarthS: We all know that Vader has to kill Obi to prove that he's a true Sith
Dooku: I know that my apprentice won't fail
DarthS: We all need to start killing Jedi because we're still outnumbered.
General-griev: Yup
DarthS: So that's what we need to do
Dooku: .....
General-griev: .....
DarthS: ......
DarthS: I'm sorry, that's all I had prepared.
Dooku: great
Dooku: .....
Dooku: how was your weekend?
DarthS: Good, good. There was a sale on at a shop so I bought some clothes for half price.
Dooku: cool
General-griev: I got a new Loth cat
DarthS: What? You have , like, 15 already
General-griev: I know
Dooku: I started a yoga class, thanks you asking
DarthS: We didn't ask
Dooku: ....
Vader: I'm hungry
Dooku: What? I just gave you a box of Dark Side Cookies
Vader: I ate them all
Dooku: Since you've been here, you've eaten soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.
Vader: I'm a hungry person
Dooku: You don't say
Dooku: finnnnnnne
Dooku left the chat
DarthS left the chat
General-griev left the chat
Vader: Finally by myself....
DarthDorito: That's where you're wrong
Vader: oh! Sorry
DarthDorrito: Meesa can't wait for revenge
Vader: Revenge?
DarthDorrito: Yes. Meesa tired of being rejected all the time.
Vader: wait a second....
Vader: I only know one person who speaks like that...
Vader: Jar Jar?
DarthDorrito: That's meesa! Meesa gonna get revenge on everyone who rejected me
DarthDorrito: Meesa gonna win the heart of Ahsoka Tano and kill everyone else... starting with Anakin Skywalker
Vader: Oh no
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