Ani: I'm very honoured that you guys want to be my master but I..er... don't really want to hurt any of your feelings.
DarthS: just choose
Dooku😎: me
Llama123456789: no,me
General-Griev: what about me?
Ani: not you too
Ani: do you need an apprentice, DarthS?
DarthS: nope I've already got one
Ani: oh yeah. I forgot about Dooku.
Dooku😎: thanks
DarthS: I have a new one.
Dooku😎: which I'm not bitter about....
Ani: who?
DarthS: DarthDoritos
Ani: why DarthDoritos?
DarthS: I was feeling very uninspired and I was eating a packet of Doritos so.....
Ani: why did you get an apprentice?
DarthS: Dooku is pretty much fully trained and I wanted someone to train.
Llama123456789: WE'RE GOING OFF THE SUBJECT HERE!
Ani: no need to shout
DarthS: choose Dooku, he has the Force
Dooku😎: yeah!
Llama123456789: I will train you to be even more awesome
Ani: excuse me
Ani: EXCUSE ME
Ani: I AM ALREADY AWESOME ENOUGH THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Ani: I DON'T NEED YOU
Ani: I AM GOING TO BE AN AWESOME SITH AND YOU CAN'T HELP ME WITH THAT!
Ani: DOOKU, I CHOOSE YOU!
Dooku😎: YES BABY!!!!
Llama123456789: are you sure?
Ani: yes
Llama123456789: very well
Llama123456789 left the chat
DarthS: good choice, Anakin
DarthS: what is going to be his new name?
Dooku😎: erm.....
Dooku😎: erm...
Ani: does it have to begin with Darth?
DarthS: yes
Ani: why?
DarthS: ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT WE BREAK TRADITION?
Ani: you already have. There's going to be four of us Sith, not including Grevious, and I'm sure that there's only supposed to be two.
DarthS: oh yea
DarthS: name him whatever then
Dooku😎: ANYTHING?
DarthS: anything
Ani: oh no...
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