Ani: no way
Dooku: why not?
Ani: There is no way that you are calling me " Dooku II"
Dooku: why not?
Ani: NO
Dooku: fine.
Dooku: I CAN'T THINK
Dooku: wait.... something is coming.... I can see it.....
Dooku: DARTH VADER!
Ani: that sounds cool!
DarthS: Darth Vader it is!
Vader: I think it suits me!
Dooku: WHO ARE YOU!!!
Vader: are you actually serious
Vader: it's me. Ani
Dooku: oh
Llama123456789 joined the chat
DarthS: what are you doing here?
Llama123456789: just checking how Anakin is
Vader: I'm Darth Vader now
Dooku: I came up with it
Llama123456789: yeah whatever
Vader: are you alright?
Llama122456789: why do you ask that?
Vader: it's just that I didn't think that you'd want to speak to us after what happened.
Llama123456789: can I invite some friends? They are really big fans
Dooku: we have fans?
DarthS: Of course we do
DarthS: invite away
Llama123456789 added 3 contacts to the chat
MW: OH WOW IT'S THE SITH LORDS!
KF: I can't believe it!
PK: My dream has come true!
Dooku: Thanks for being our fans
DarthS: Is that all you have to say?
Dooku: yup
MW: don't mind us while you discuss top secret plans
DarthS: ok
Dooku: what are we going to do about the Jedi?
Vader: what about them?
DarthS: ELIMINATE THEM
Dooku: YEAH
Vader: WHAT
Vader: WHY
DarthS: They are Jedi. They're our enemies!
Vader: But they're my friends!
DarthS: You're a Sith now. The Jedi are your enemies
Vader: BUT THEY'RE MY FRIENDS
DarthS: NOT ANYMORE
General-griev: Please stop shouting
DarthS: If you want to be a Sith, then you have to prove to us that you truly are a Sith.
Vader: How?
DarthS: You can start off by killing your former Master, Obi One Kenobi
Vader: You spelt his name wrong
DarthS: What?
Vader: Obi. It's Obi-Wan Kenobi.
DarthS: Sorry
DarthS: You have to kill Obi-Wan Kenobi
Ani: NOOOOOOOO
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ФанфикStars Wars Texts But it's technically Clone Wars texts but whatever Warning: Contains some outdated memes and stuff cos I started this in 2016 but I don't want to delete chapters and lose votes so... Suffer
