Obi: So, we all know why we're here
Snips: because there's refreshments?
Obi: ye- no! Because ANAKIN TURNED TO THE DARK SIDE
Snips: oh yeah
YoYo: Very sad, this day is
JohnTheLlama: AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT LLAMA123456789 IS HELPING THE SITH
Obi: we have to get him back. He's the chosen one!!!!
YoYo: start, a war probably will
JohnTheLlama: why don't we just get a load of cookies and tempt him back?
Snips: nothing beats dark side cookies. Even us Jedi know that
JohnTheLlama: we're doomed
Obi: well, we'll just try our hardest
JohnTheLlama: what is going to happen?
Obi: they're probably going to try to take over the galaxy
JohnTheLlama: oh
Snips: I have an idea
Snips: wait a moment
Snips left the chat
Obi: I hope she knows what she's doing
YoYo: good, that would be
PadmeA joined the chat
Obi: hi
PadmeA: I can't believe Ani turned so easily
PadmeA: actually that's something I can imagine him doing
JohnTheLlama: Hi PadmeA. I believe we haven't met
PadmeA: hi. Are you actually a llama?
JohnTheLlama: that's a secret ;)
Snips joined the chat with others
Snips: I bought some help
Obi: oh good. Who?
HarryP: me
Ron: and me
Hermione: don't forget about me
Obi: you bought them?!
Ron: yup
Snips: we need all the help we can get
Dumbleydore: I heard that there were refreshments and decided to join you
HarryP: soooooo, what are we going to do?
Obi: ...
YoYo: ....
Snips: ....
JohnTheLlama: I have an idea, but it's going to be dangerous
HarryP: what is it?
JohnTheLlama: it involves raisins...
Meanwhile
Dooku😎: soooooo, now that you're on the dark side, you need a new name
Ani: why? What's wrong with Anakin Skywalker: THE CHOSEN ONE!
DarthS: because Anakin Skywalker was a Jedi. You're now kinda a sith
Ani: oh
Llama123456789: Well, he is my apprentice, so I shall decide
DarthS: well, about that...
Llama123456789: what?
DarthS: Anakin has the potential to become a great sith and you're not force sensitive.
Llama123456789: But you said...
DarthS: NEVER MIND WHAT I SAID!
Llama123456789: but you already have an apprentice
Ani: wait a sec... aren't there supposed to be only two sith?
DarthS: Nah, I scrapped that rule. I got bored of Dooku
Dooku😎: hey!
DarthS: anyway, I think that Anakin should become Dooku's apprentice
Dooku😎: yes!
Llama123456789: No!
Llama123456789: I HELPED YOU TURN HIM TO THE DARK SIDE! YOU PROMISED ANAKIN WILL BECOME MY APPRENTICE!!
DarthS: ....
Dooku😎:.....
General-Griev: .....
DarthS: Aw, is someone having a tantrum?
Llama123456789: YOU LITTLE-
The rest of the message has been cut off due to the extremely inappropriate and rude things that llama123456789 said. It upset poor DarthS very much.
DarthS: :O
Dooku😎: look, how about we turn someone else and that person can be your apprentice
Llama123456789: no. The first time I 'met' you, I knew you had to be my apprentice
Ani: um... thanks?
DarthS: I know, how about Ani chooses.
General-Griev: yeah, that's a good idea
Ani: oh
Ani: pressure's on me then
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