MaceW: shall we discuss the elephant in the room?
YoYo: Jumbo, I told you to stay at home while I'm in a meeting!
Jumbo: Sorry Yoda. I'll go now.
Jumbo left the chat
MaceW: ...
YoYo: what
MaceW: anyway...
YoYo: oh yes! The big problem is that we need to discuss is the snacks. Someone has eaten the last Oreos!
PloKoon: I thought were here to discuss Anakin Skywalker's betrayal!
YoYo: The Oreos have been eaten!
KitF: But...
YoYo: SOMEONE ATE ALL OF THE OREOS! LP
YoYo: THERE IS NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT!
MaceW: that was you
YoYo: it was?
PloKoon: yep
YoYo: oh
YoYo: welllookatthetimegottagobye
YoYo left the chat
MaceW: why is he the great Master?
KitF: reasons
Llama123456789 joined the chat
Llama123456789: hello there
MaceW: how did you get here?!
Llama123456789: I have my ways
Llama123456789: anyway.. I can get you on to a group chat with the sith and separatists on.
Llama123456789: for a price of course
MaceW: why would we trust you?
Llama123456789: I want Anakin Skywalker as my apprentice. We need to get him back from the sith
KitF: why do you want Skywalker as your apprentice?
Llama123456789: REASONS I DON'T WANT TO GO INTO!
PloKoon: what is he going to be your apprentice in?
Llama123456789: STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!
MaceW: Okay, let us discuss this.
Llama123456789: okay.
Llama123456789 left the chat
MaceW: no way. It's a trap
Ackbar: IT'S A TRAP!
MaceW: who on Coruscant are you?
Ackbar: sorry. I heard my line and I just appeared here. I'll go now.
Ackbar went back to the time where he belongs.
KitF: weird..
MaceW: I say no.
PloKoon: I say yes
MaceW: What!
PloKoon: we could beat the sith and separatists and the arrest Skywalker for his betrayal.
KitF: are you saying that we basically backstab Llama123456789?
PloKoon: yes
MaceW: that's not very Jedi-like.
KitF: is Master Yoda?
PloKoon: nope
MaceW: nope
PloKoon: shall we then?
MaceW: let's not tell Yoda. He'll just ruin it.
KitF: Agreed
MaceW added Llama123456789 to the chat
MaceW: we're in
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