DarthS: the reason I've called you is to announce something
Dooku: better be good
DarthS: It's time for us to stop moping in the shadows and go outside for once
Dooku: why would we want to go outside?
DarthS: because I'm in charge and I'm telling you to
DarthS: anyway, we are going on a road trip!
Dooku:
General-griev:
Dooku: that is an awful idea
DarthS: well tough
DarthS: someone bet that I couldn't take us out and do something together without it being chaos
DarthS: so that's what we're doing
General-griev: do we really have to?
DarthS: yes I bet 20 credits
DarthS: besides, it's not for long. What's the worst that can happen?
Dooku: it turns out that the Jedi are also going on a road trip and we meet them and have to deal with them for the trip?
General-griev:
DarthS:
Dooku:
DarthS: HAHAHA
Dooku: HAHAH
General-griev: robotic laughing followed by coughing
DarthS: that is a good one Dooku
Dooku: I really crack myself up sometimes
Dooku: I guess a road trip wouldn't hurt
DarthS: good
DarthS: oh, and Jar Jar is coming
Dooku: WHAT
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MWindu: Right, is everyone in?
PadmeA: wait! Yoda invited me to come
Ani: oh hey Padme!
Snips: I'll move, I bet you guess would want to sit together ;)
Ani: I mean, I guess...
PadmeA: that'll be ok...
Snips: ;)
Obi: why is she winking?
Ani: no idea
MWindu: are you ready?
Snips: AYE AYE CAPTAIN
Ani: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Snips: AYE AYE CAPTAIN
Ani: oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
MWindu: I swear...
YoYo: now, we can go
Snips: how long are we going to be gone for
YoYo: know not, I do
Ani: your "backwards" speech is starting to get really confusing
MWindu: let's go before someone jumps out of the window or something
Snips: that's a great idea!
MWindu: this is going to be challenging...
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MWindu: The first planet we're visiting is Tatooine
Ani: my home planet?
Ani: but it's.... sandy!
MWindu: oh boo hoo
Obi: I think that it'll be good to go back to your home planet
Ani: but it has loads of memories and.. I don't like sand!
MWindu: oh well
YoYo: going, we are
Ani: well that's just great
MWindu: stay in the ship if it bothers you so much
Snips: no way, he'll steal the ship and fly off to somewhere else
Ani: I wouldn't
Obi: you would
PadmeA: come on Ani, we won't go anywhere you don't want to go to
Ani: yeah sure
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MWindu: There sure is a lot of sand here
Ani: I told you!
Snips: are we even going somewhere?
MWindu: we're just... walking and enjoying the view
Ani: what view?
PadmeA: oh come Ani, be a little nicer to your home planet
Ani: yeah sure
Obi: how about we go to a cantina and get something to eat?
Ani: finally, something that I can agree with
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Dooku: I... um... think that we're lost
DarthS: how dare you
Dooku: we're in the middle of NOWHERE
General-griev: you are using a map
Dooku: A MAP
Dooku: No one uses maps
DarthS: I want it to be ... authentic
General-griev: There's... so... much... sand...
DarthS: Come on. We're SITH! we can find a way out of this!
Dooku: yeah sure
DarthS: what do you think, Darth Dorus?
Dooku: Dorus?
DarthS: yeah, I didn't like Darth Dorito so I changed some of the letters.
DarthDorus: Meesa thinks we should find a settlement or something
Dooku: oh great, Dorus is being listened to
DarthDorus: I think you greatly underestimate me, Tyranus
Dooku:
General-griev: ooooo
Dooku: oh shut up
DarthS: come on you guys, I've got 20 credits on the line here!
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FanfictionStars Wars Texts But it's technically Clone Wars texts but whatever Warning: Contains some outdated memes and stuff cos I started this in 2016 but I don't want to delete chapters and lose votes so... Suffer
