Caleo comebacks

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I love the idea of Calypso being the only one with come backs to Leo's flirting pick up lines.

Leo: *walks in with a smirk on his face. Struts over to Calypso and leans his elbow on the table in front of her.*
"Hey girl, are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world." Wiggles his eyebrows flirtatiously.

Calypso: *Blushes slightly and hits his arm playfully.*

"Oh your such a tease. No they aren't from space but they are base ball pants, because my ass is out of your league."

Leo: *heat rushes to his face*

The rest of the seven: *rolling on the floor laughing*

Leo: *thinks, that was just a flook, I'm the king of pick up lines.*

Leo: "Feel my shirt, it's made of boyfriend material."

Calypso: "Nah, it's way to clingy and hard to maintain."

Leo:"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Calypso:"I was going to ask you the same thing."

Jason:" looks like he's met his match."

Leo: "Are you a magician? Because abraca-damn girl."

Calypso: "Now watch me disappear."

Leo:"Here I am, now what are your other two wishes?"

Calypso: "That you would be charming and handsome. I guess not all wishes come true."

Instead of getting annoyed Leo grinned like a mad man. He laughed and kissed his girlfriend.

Leo: "Thats my girl, this is why I love you."

Calypso: *smiles and kisses back.*
"I've had a long time to practice."

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