Solangelo short stories

Shower time!

This story contains swear words and mild adult themes.

A.N: I've finally gotten bored of writing sappy "Goodbye" head canons with these two so I have decided to write a funny one. However, after reading this over I discovered that Nico and Will don't at all act like Rick Riordan intended for them too, in this short story. But it was fun to experiment.
Prepare to be sassed to your grave by your favourite little death boy. Hope you enjoy, if not I apologise, go read another fan fic by someone who knows what they're doing.
Sian xoxo

The showers at Camp half blood were a nightmare.

Most of the demigods had their showers at night. After having a long day of training to wash off sweat and muck. However they were crazy busy at night and the queue seemed to never end. And when you finally did get a shower, there would be no hot water left.

So you'd think that mornings would be better time to have a shower, right? Wrong! The showers become the Apollo children's territory. Thanks to their Dad, Apollo kids all wake up at the ass crack of dawn every morning. No one dares to have a shower after 6:00am unless they have a death wish.

And don't get me started on the singing. It's as if the Broadway cast have inhabited to showers and are rehearsing for they're newest stage production.

To avoid the chaos of the showers at Camp Halfblood, Nico gets up at 4:00 am each morning to have his. This way he is guarantied hot water and a peaceful shower to himself.

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One morning Nico slept in. Not too late, but late enough to muck up his schedule.

He grabbed his clothes as quickly as he could and ran to the showers.

Luckily for him, no one was there yet. But he was cutting it close.

Nico always went for the cubical furthest away from the door, to give him the most privacy.

When Nico was finished his shower and about to get dressed, he heard the noise he dreaded most.

The door to the shower building opening.

From what he could hear, there were two guys coming in and they seemed to think they were alone.

"I don't know man, it seemed pretty genuine to me."

"But what if it wasn't. Like, what if he only did it to shut me up."

Nico knew those voice anywhere. It was Will and Austen. Why gods, why?

"He doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would do that. I think you're just paranoid." Said Austen.

"Maybe." Will gave in.

"So what are you going to do now?"

"I don't know, everything's going to be really awkward between us. Most of the camp already thinks that we're together." Said Will.

Oh no, Nico thought. He's talking about ME!
Even though he knew he shouldn't be eavesdropping, he wanted to hear what Will had to say.

"And may I just point out that we all ship it." Austen added.

"Thanks but that isn't helping."

"What's the problem with people thinking you're dating Nico?"

"Well, I'm not."

"Do you want to be."

"Um...kinda."

FUCK YES!!! Said Nico in his head.

"Yes or no Will."

"Okay yes, obviously. He's like the most amazing person ever. He's sweet and cute and smart. But I still think the only reason that he kissed me was because I was being annoying. He says that a lot, plus he walked away angrily straight after. That probably means he didn't actually mean it."