Monster

Story Time

Don't hate me. 😂😂 but I gotta tell you this.

So today I left Mexico. And I'm wearing everything Justin Bieber and I wore my concert shirt.

Getting everything off the bus to pass threw x rays and shit. I had my passport in my hands and have it to the guard and he ran it threw.

He looked at me. And laughed. I was like 🙃🖕🏽

He asked "you like Justin Bieber?"

I was like "nah...you dumb fuck." No I didn't say that. But what I did say was "how did you notice? Was it my shirt? My what do you men bag? My phone case? Or the fact that I was blasting my music to Sorry?"

He looked at me like he was fina do something like I wish you would bitch. I'm an American Citizen...try me.

He goes "next!" And gave me my passport back.

I was like that's what I thought cunt...he don't know I'm crazy. And I was hella tired plus I got blisters on both my hands from helping my mom and older people that couldn't even carry one suit case. Yes I'm crazy but I have a heart.

So yea he pissed me off. Like what are you tryin to get at honey? I wish he would tell me something. I don't care if he national security or whatever you call them. I'm Mexican American hoe don't fuck with me. And bonus I'm a belieber. So your argument is invalid. Period.

But the part that ticked me off was he was hella cute. And then wane down hill when he asked that.

Plus guys....the drivers are like in there mid 40's 😂 BUT they hot! They have toned body. And one has light blue eyes 😍 I was like come threw!!!!!!! Baby! I'm right here!

He helped me with my bags I was like what gentleman😏 and I winked at him! It was hilarious! He didn't say one thing!

They probably like my 10th baby daddy 😂

So that's what happened a few hours ago. I got hard core with my belieber shit. I don't give one fuck what people say. Like when they do I be like "when you have 86 million followers on Twitter, rock arm sleeves, having millions of girls wanting to ride that dick, have s a shit load of money and your name is Justin Bieber....until then sit your nasty ass down and shut that cow trap" smile and walk away. 😂

So yea that was my day 😂

Expect the story on Friday!!!!