Crazy in Love (ALL NEW CHAPTERS!!!!)

Piñata Play Time

The sound of Batman's muffled voice echoed through the warehouse.

"Oh great, another crazy," he grumbled.

Harley smirked, placing her hands on her hips and puffing her bottom lip out. "Hey! I'm not crazy!" she retorted, her voice sweet with a hint of defiance.

Batman continued his ramble, unfazed. "If you weren't so crazy, you wouldn't try so hard to prove you're sane."

Harley glanced over at Mr. J, grinning as she mockingly mirrored Batman's serious tone.

"Then I guess I'm BAT-shit crazy!" she exclaimed, bursting into a loud, manic cackle. Without warning, she swung her bat at Batman, landing a solid blow to his gut. He swayed, still suspended in the air, like a battered piñata.

"Now Harley, I don't think any candy's gonna come out of this one," Mr. J said, circling Batman with a twisted grin, his hands clasped behind his back.

Harley pouted slightly at the thought, but she wasn't expecting candy. No, she was expecting bruises—deep, painful bruises that would leave him struggling to walk for days, if not longer. The idea thrilled her.

Mr. J relaxed for a moment, his eyes narrowing as he observed his work. Harley tilted her head, watching him curiously. Before she could process what was happening, Mr. J's fist collided with Batman's face, the impact sending him swinging with a loud, satisfying thud.

Harley couldn't help but leap into the air, clapping her hands excitedly. "You get him, Puddin'!" Her grin was wild, manic—just like everything else about her.

"Take a step back, sweetheart," Mr. J instructed, gesturing for Harley to move away. She obeyed, stepping back as he motioned again.

"No, close your eyes and cover your ears," he said, flashing a wide grin.

Harley, always obedient to him, did exactly as he asked. Her hands pressed against her ears, her eyelids squeezed shut. But even with her senses muffled, the sound of bone crunching still managed to break through. A sickening crack filled the air, flooding her ears like a satisfying symphony of destruction.

It was the sound of absolute chaos, and it thrilled her to the core.