Summer Journal #1 (COMPLETE)

Addition

So, in addition to my narcissism, my psychosis, my anti-social personality disorder, and the voices I hear every now and the, ooh, and also excessive violent behavior, I have found out the new mental disorder I have. It's called Histrionic Personality disorder. It's basically when someone is always trying to be the center of attention more than others. and some symptoms of this are:

-The person is uncomfortable when they aren't the center of attention (Depending on the situation for me)

-Interaction with others is often characterized through inappropriate, sexually, seductive, or provocative behavior (okay, I always have sexual innuendoes in my conversations, or I'll just say a straight up dick joke)

-Displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions (Well, I'll be happy one minute from hanging out with bae, get home and one minute later I'm all suicidal)

-Constantly uses physical appearance to draw attention to themselves (I talk with my hands and body, it grabs peoples eyes)

-Has a style of speech that lacks detail and is excessively impressionistic (I suck at giving detail, aight? I just like doing it in my own way)

-Shows self-dramatization and exaggerated emotions (Eh, some of the things I tell you guys might be made to sound like I'm a victim)

-Is highly agreeable and suggestible (people with dark eyes tend to be more agreeable whilst ones with lighter eyes tend to be more stubborn)

-Considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are (I think they should be loving, but different types of love for different relationships)

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So, umm, I do have a lot of these symptoms. Guys, I'm mentally f*cked up. Someone save me. If I ever win $50,000 or more, I'm leaving everyone I know to go live somewhere peaceful, and if anyone wants to come, join me. But, if I ever leave for realizes, I'm only going to ask two peeps to come with, because more than two people would kill me.