In 1743 a man named Ivan Waffle invented the turtle.

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"In 1743 a man named Ivan Waffle invented the turtle." Mr. Stessleman said. Though his voice was droning the incorrect statement stuck out to me.

"But Mr. Stessleman, humans didn't start genetically altering entire species until the 3000′s, how could he have invented them before then?" I asked. Stessleman just peered over his glasses at me in utter disgust.

"Miss Pendle, I thought we could get through a class without you questioning me." I rolled my eyes.

"I just don't think your 'history' lin-" He cut me off.

"I don't now what your kind would know about history but I would suggest you keep your mouth shut or else you might embarrass yourself." He ignored my question and moved on to how in 1492 Columbus sailed through the nine worlds slaying cyclopes until finally he cut his ear off in desperation from lack of painting.

He always did that. He ignored what I was saying because I was one of the direct descendants of the Battlers who destroyed the remains of the human race thus destroying the very history that he was trying to teach.

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