YOU ARE READING

A Book of Mallycat504 (Why Didn't I Think of This Sooner!?!?)

Non-Fiction

Official creator of the world's worst stories, with the cheesiest lines and dorkiest characters. So unless you like that stuff... ====================== Yeah, I still can't write. Surprised? Me neither! ====================== A book about me (full o...

#bookclubhyper #burntsienna #highschool #idontevenknow #mallycat504 #memes #meow #poe-tay-toes #references #stupe #yam

I Vomit Rainbows

42 4 16

by mallycat504

by mallycat504

So today I vomited rainbows. Yep, I'm that majestic.

Nah, but I am really sick. I vomited purple stuff and can't eat anything. Is it bad for me to not want to go to school tomorrow, even though it's only the fifth day?

Probably.

Anyways, I just wanted to let you beans know, WAFO is currently the story with the most votes. Although I'm pretty sure only a few people even read that part.

Now. GayleGirl19 I donut do 2 many tags!!!

Srry just thought I should say dat.

She was bullying me at school about it.

Nah that's a lie. I'm a freaking lying rainbow vomiting poe-tay-toe.

Heh I love you if you got that up der.

Welp datz all de crap I have 4 u 9day

Oh ya.

I h20 skool.

Killz meh nowz!!!!

Guess wat color I'm thinking of beans, and I'll love ya.

I'll give ya a hint. Itz not blue.