Official creator of the world's worst stories, with the cheesiest lines and dorkiest characters. So unless you like that stuff...
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Yeah, I still can't write. Surprised? Me neither!
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A book about me (full o...
Anyways pray for me kids, I didn't go to sleep till like 4:30am
Sometimes my brain is soooooo stupid
If it makes u feel better though I took a nap on the bus ride back from Alamo Heights aka meh volleyball game.
We kicked there butts!!
(The freshman team did at least)
(Everyone else lost)
(Ha losers)
But when I woke up from my nap on the bus I was kinda half asleep, and mostly dead.
But by the time I got to the car I was wide awake.
Stupid life.
Welp in other news homecoming is this week...
So I found some memes that describe my life:
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To Jennapooh: this does not mean you son! It's the general concept. Cheese-itz that one!
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Omg I don't even like parties (without friends by my side But leaving me is just rood)
Srry I'm still salty about that.
Okay so it's story time:
(We were at this summer camp and it had a big party and crap on one of the nights and it was already 10:30 when they started it. So yeah, I was exhausted)
Me: (Goes over to the snack table and grabs the popcorn, all still while in sight of friends)
Me: (watches said friends go into the mob of 'dancing' people, but I want to finish eating and I think they'll come back)
Me: (sits in the dark writing some quality writing for thirty minutes and decides this is the worse thing ever
Me: (Wonders where her traitorous friends are)
Me: (Sees friends get on stage with the live band playing and lead a dance routine)
Me: They are all dead to me.
Me: (Remains upset and salty for a while then returns to the cabin, to lay down and be dramatic)
Jennapooh: (Comes in laughing and happy and sees me. Being dead in my bunk.) God what's the matter?
Me: (Stunned by her ignorance I'm now about to cry)
emmA: What's wrong Mally Mal?
Me: (sighs and shoves face in pillow) NoThInG!
Jennapooh: (gets on bed and tries to comfort my cry baby self, but there is no PDA so she was breaking like fifty trillion rules)
Beth: (Comes in) You okay Malorie?
Me: NO! (Then I cry myself to sleep and then bluntly ignore my friends questions about the night)
And scene
God writing that out makes me realize I really am a brat.
Only I was left alone, at a party, by people who claimed they love me. 💔
Nah I forgive them.
ExCePt YoU jEn JeN pOoH!!
And if you guys do it again I will come after you with a chainsaw.
Love you~
When your friends ditch you at a party:
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