A Book of Mallycat504 (Why Didn't I Think of This Sooner!?!?)

I WAS TRYING MY HARDEST TO RAISE A LITTLE HOMOSEXUAL

Don't question the title it's for my brother.

And from Emma.

Soooo:

I WAS TRYING MY HARDEST TO RAISE A LITTLE HOMOSEXUAL

@life

Anyways onto my day.

It was pretty good because I got to watch some music videos chosen by Emma so it made us emo.

Annnnnnd then I was still emo on the bus w/ Jen Jen Pooh, so she (being her strait arrow self ignored most of what I said) listened vigorously.

So before I continue I should say I'm in volleyball and was forced to sit in the VERY back of the bus the the varsity and crap, so I was scared very much

I think I'm partly dead now.

So on with the story!!

(I totally forgot what happening before so oops)

Me: this and ryden are all I love in life.

Jennapooh: (Thinks I said something else) Wait what?!??

Me: (thinks she thought I said Ryan or some crap) That's not what I said son.

Jennapooh: (starts laughing so hard her face goes red then whispers) I thought you said Tyler

Me: (face goes red and I cover my shame with my hands, as I start laughing too) nonononononononono

Jennapooh: (continues to tease me about my stupe crush for a while and I'm still probably red)

Me: (finally) I said Ryden you stupe cheesecake.

Jennapooh: Ohhhhh. Well they're really cute.

Me: (Thinks: nah)

So that was the worse thing ever. Someone kill me now.

And not u Emma. I've already threatened u with the knife emoji too many times today. 🔪🔪

She said she didn't love me and we were being sarcastic to each other so she sent me this:

Emma: I'm Ryan and you're Brendon

Me: So I'm a rat?

Idk anymore. I'm done with life.

We all say Brendon is a rat, because of Emma.

Now I'm reading her texts but not responding to make her mad.

Srry Emma ily

Another thing from Emma that I learned.

Why Halsey is our role models:

Alright I'm done with that stuff.

And this is a forgive me gift for emmA:

When you use a meme to make your friend happy: