I'd read that but I'm not responding to you Emma.
Lol I wrote this start like fifty trillion years ago.
But I'm still ignoring Emma (she loves me)
Anyways last night my friends and I were being stupid at Jennapooh's house and we made a movie.
A angels and demons movie.
I was cast as a demon (so classy) and it was the most sexual role I've ever had to play, cause I had to pretend to be obsessed with my friend.
(Turns out I'm really good at it)
And worst of all I looked like this:
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That's right I looked like Ryan freaking Ross.
If our shitty movie wasn't slightly Ryden then someone must be screwing with me.
So before I leave that's really my face.
Ugh I wish it was another stranger but nope
It's me.
And you know what?
Goodnight kids!
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