What She Says; What She Means

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I'd read that but I'm not responding to you Emma.

Lol I wrote this start like fifty trillion years ago.

But I'm still ignoring Emma (she loves me)

Anyways last night my friends and I were being stupid at Jennapooh's house and we made a movie.

A angels and demons movie.

I was cast as a demon (so classy) and it was the most sexual role I've ever had to play, cause I had to pretend to be obsessed with my friend.

(Turns out I'm really good at it)

And worst of all I looked like this:

(lol I was so done at that point in time)

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(lol I was so done at that point in time)

That's right I looked like Ryan freaking Ross.

If our shitty movie wasn't slightly Ryden then someone must be screwing with me.

So before I leave that's really my face.

Ugh I wish it was another stranger but nope

It's me.

And you know what?

Goodnight kids!

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