A Book of Mallycat504 (Why Didn't I Think of This Sooner!?!?)

Damn it my wish came true; why cant i wish for quality crap like other ppl?

Damn it my wish came true; why cant i wish for quality crap like other ppl?

Heh do you guys remember a few chapters ago when I was like:

"I'm sad and exhausted and wish someone would ask me to homecoming!"

I sent that wish into the universe and instead of wishing for quality stuff (i.e. World peace, actual writing skills, a brain, proof of ryden)

And it fluffing comes true

Two thugs asked me out today.

Apparently I'm a walking cliche.

You know those good girl and bad boy books?

Yeah it's like that except those two were ugly af and I so kindly declined

Sorry guys but me and my couch are already in a serious relationship.

But now it is story time with aunty mally mal:

(In my English class with sub soooooooo I'm not doing that much)

Cam: (Not even gonna spell her full name, but just so you know, she's super popular and on my volleyball team) You guys know, I should probably find a date for homecoming.

Cam 2: (ha there is two of them both with the same description) Who you gonna ask?

(The two Cams start talking about crap, and since I, being the good citizen I am, listen to the conversation they are screaming threw out the classroom)

Me: (Finally) Why do you guys even need a date? I don't think it's all that important.

Cam 2: Are you going to homecoming Malorie?

Me: Nope I'm just going to sit at home and watch Netflix all night.

Cam: Wat?!

(This is the part where the guy asked me out but I don't really care, sooooo now Cam and Cam 2 are talking about butts. Sigh)

Cam 2: You have a nice butt girl.

Cam: But not as nice as Malorie's. (Turns to me) I've seen yours in that spandex! (Makes her weird faces just to embarrass me)

(It works and my hand is over my face asap)

Scene

That was my day kids.

Well that and my Dad is visiting from NM

He recently bought a new house and guess wat fam?

I get to live in it's basement

My room is hooked up with large windows w/ a view

Big room

Fancy (personal) bathroom

A door to the outside so I can sneak out at night!

What better place to put your teenage daughter!

Nah that was a joke, it's too far from town. Besides, why would anyone do anything out there anyways.

The main reason I get that room is because that damn dog scares me.

Sorry robin I know it's your child, but I hate you for the dog too.

That and stealing my dads attention away from me

Sigh. I'm a dramatic little brat.

And he's a needy little price of trash

But what I'll leave you with is:

mY pOeM wAs NoT rYdEn PrOoF!!

and happy tuesday!