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A Book of Mallycat504 (Why Didn't I Think of This Sooner!?!?)

Kurgu Olmayan

Official creator of the world's worst stories, with the cheesiest lines and dorkiest characters. So unless you like that stuff... ====================== Yeah, I still can't write. Surprised? Me neither! ====================== A book about me (full o...

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December 31st of the year 1969

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Well it's official.

Wattpad has lost its mind.

Look below at this photographic evidence:

It says I published chapter 4 on December 31st of the year 1969

Like wtf wattpad!!

I don't think you even existed back then..

I don't even think the internet existed!!!

Maybe even my mom didn't exist...

That IS 47 years ago...

Well, I assure you that I definitely did not exist.

So apparently I published that chapter 33 years before I was born.

Yeah I don't think that's even remotely possible.

In other news last night when I was REALLY bored I spammed crazycatladymeow with six hundred sixty-six text messages, and I can just imagine how pleased she was when she turned on her phone later that night.

YoU aRe WeLcOmE eMmA!!

So now I'm laying in bed, pondering if I should check and see if I have any homework this weekend..

Well thanks for listening to your daily dose of obnoxious.

Next time we'll be learning how to deal with a murderous best friend after I spam Jen Jen pooh later tonight.

ByE!!