(That's my doggy Emma, she's my only friend)
I Made A Bet With Ravioli; And It Turned Out Profitable
Then I made a bet with a bean
And she didnt laugh
So I applaud you Rachel
Finally I made a bet with a cheesecake
And I ate it
...
I wrote that like a week ago and never published it.
Ima looser.
Anyways, onto the rant about my life....
My brother ate the last cherry poptart, and I almost ripped off his head.
Great way to start the only day of the week I actually have the privilege of resting.
But I swear volleyball is eating me alive..
All I gotta do is go until the end of October..
Then this little do dad comes into play
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If u guessed not me, then ur righter than my brother.
Jen Jen pooh made it inescapable.
No tricks.
No cheats.
And no loopholes.
I'm beginning to question why I even gave her the paper to begin with.. Or maybe I gave her the pen.
No wait.
If I gave Jennapooh the pen, that means she stoles it from me!!
Or I lost it..
Either way I'm still hunting u down Jen Jen.
But if ur reading this, Johnny wasn't lying I'm dying.
(Not really but don't tell her that)
Okay friends I also wanted to tell u how I feel about u:
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