Beeyotch's Poem Writing Contest

A Poem by Hannah Lei G. Bayson [English]

Beeyotch is my favorite author
Because she is an omnivore
this poem doesn't make sense,
And the eyeglasses have lens.

Ariesa Jane Domingo
is playing Pokemon Go
I love Parker Yapchengco
Ang yellow fruit is mango

I really love her stories,
Koreans love drinks like teas.
All I can say is "Rest In Peace".
Because mermaids swim like fish.

I know my poem is absurd.
Superman doesn't have a sword.
I am always annoyed.
How to Break Up with the Bad Boy?

- Unknown