Real Talent

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I have an essay to write but I chose to update instead thanks for reading (: 

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Sanha: I have listened to God and am now inspired to make a mixtape 

you: did you mean: "I have listened to Min Yoongi/Agust D and am now inspired to make a mixtape"? 

Sanha: I can never say anything about mixtapes without you promoting him smh 

you: live with it 

Sanha: i'm trying 

you: I have a really important question for you?

Sanha: go on....

you: do you want to live to be a hundred? 

Sanha: yes...

you: me too, kidney function is a not a right its a privilege

Sanha: why do you alway pull stuff like this i'm deleting

you: okay okay on to the real question

Sanha: I swear it better be a good question 

you: do you like talent? do you know what real talent is? 

Sanha: duh of course I know its me 

you: oh no its worse than I thought you really have no idea what real talent is 

Sanha: excuse me I am very talented wyd 

you: I can help you find out what real talent is quickly with one easy step

Sanha: which is??

you: listen to all of Giriboy's albums and your soul will be reborn and know what real talent is

Sanha: girlyboy? thats a weird name 

you: BOI CAN YOU NOT READ IT CLEARLY SAYS GIRIBOY I SWEAR MISS ME WITH THAT YOU RUSTY SPOON 

Sanha: IM SORRY HOW ABOUT YOU COME OVER AND ENLIGHTEN ME ABOUT HIM 

you: i'll give you the basics here first: rapper, genius, cute puppy, has my heart, I would drop you for him, I love him a lot 

you: HEY SINCE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT REAL TALENT AND WHO IS REAL TALENT I MIGHT AS WELL SHOW YOU MY CUTE PUPPY BABY SMOL FLUFFY LOVER 

Sanha: umm do you mean me...babe thats cute but I can look at myself in the mirror

you: LOL YOU THOUGHT, I AM TALKING ABOUT DEAN HE THIS BOY IS SO FULL OF TALENT I CANT BELIEVE HOW GOOD HE IS AND WHAT A SWEETHEART HE IS WOW HE HAS IT ALL

Sanha: I listened to giriboy and liTERALLY IN REAL LIFE YOU NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT DEAN SO IVE HEARD HIM BEFORE 

you: oh yeah I forgot I just caught up since we were talking about talent ((((: 

you: 

you: even google agrees with me !!! X HATERS WILL SAY ITS FAKE X !!!

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you: even google agrees with me !!! X HATERS WILL SAY ITS FAKE X !!!

Sanha: does google think my name is Dean or?? 

you: DON'T YOU DARE EVEN TRY AND DISRESPECT THIS LEGEND I'LL TAPE YOUR MOUTH SHUT WITH 100 LAYERS OF TAPE (((((::::::

Sanha: okay i'm sorry please don't 

Sanha: IM STILL BETTER LMAO YOU THOUGHT 

you: BRB I GOTTA TAKE A TRIP TO THE STORE AND BUY DUCT TAPE AND THEN TO YOUR HOUSE I GO

Sanha: telling my mother to not let you in

you: i'll break your window and hop in through there, try me 

Sanha: IM GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU 

you: do it, you'll just be playing yourself 

Sanha: im kidDING I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU 

you: awe and to think I was just about to register on sugardaddy.com )):

Sanha: how could you do me so dirty 

you: love you (; 

Sanha: love you too smols ;)




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