I have an essay to write but I chose to update instead thanks for reading (:
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Sanha: I have listened to God and am now inspired to make a mixtape
you: did you mean: "I have listened to Min Yoongi/Agust D and am now inspired to make a mixtape"?
Sanha: I can never say anything about mixtapes without you promoting him smh
you: live with it
Sanha: i'm trying
you: I have a really important question for you?
Sanha: go on....
you: do you want to live to be a hundred?
Sanha: yes...
you: me too, kidney function is a not a right its a privilege
Sanha: why do you alway pull stuff like this i'm deleting
you: okay okay on to the real question
Sanha: I swear it better be a good question
you: do you like talent? do you know what real talent is?
Sanha: duh of course I know its me
you: oh no its worse than I thought you really have no idea what real talent is
Sanha: excuse me I am very talented wyd
you: I can help you find out what real talent is quickly with one easy step
Sanha: which is??
you: listen to all of Giriboy's albums and your soul will be reborn and know what real talent is
Sanha: girlyboy? thats a weird name
you: BOI CAN YOU NOT READ IT CLEARLY SAYS GIRIBOY I SWEAR MISS ME WITH THAT YOU RUSTY SPOON
Sanha: IM SORRY HOW ABOUT YOU COME OVER AND ENLIGHTEN ME ABOUT HIM
you: i'll give you the basics here first: rapper, genius, cute puppy, has my heart, I would drop you for him, I love him a lot
you: HEY SINCE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT REAL TALENT AND WHO IS REAL TALENT I MIGHT AS WELL SHOW YOU MY CUTE PUPPY BABY SMOL FLUFFY LOVER
Sanha: umm do you mean me...babe thats cute but I can look at myself in the mirror
you: LOL YOU THOUGHT, I AM TALKING ABOUT DEAN HE THIS BOY IS SO FULL OF TALENT I CANT BELIEVE HOW GOOD HE IS AND WHAT A SWEETHEART HE IS WOW HE HAS IT ALL
Sanha: I listened to giriboy and liTERALLY IN REAL LIFE YOU NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT DEAN SO IVE HEARD HIM BEFORE
you: oh yeah I forgot I just caught up since we were talking about talent ((((:
you:
you: even google agrees with me !!! X HATERS WILL SAY ITS FAKE X !!!
Sanha: does google think my name is Dean or??
you: DON'T YOU DARE EVEN TRY AND DISRESPECT THIS LEGEND I'LL TAPE YOUR MOUTH SHUT WITH 100 LAYERS OF TAPE (((((::::::
Sanha: okay i'm sorry please don't
Sanha: IM STILL BETTER LMAO YOU THOUGHT
you: BRB I GOTTA TAKE A TRIP TO THE STORE AND BUY DUCT TAPE AND THEN TO YOUR HOUSE I GO
Sanha: telling my mother to not let you in
you: i'll break your window and hop in through there, try me
Sanha: IM GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU
you: do it, you'll just be playing yourself
Sanha: im kidDING I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU
you: awe and to think I was just about to register on sugardaddy.com )):
Sanha: how could you do me so dirty
you: love you (;
Sanha: love you too smols ;)
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Fanfic. . . . you: SANHA IF YOU DONT GET BACK HERE WITH MY CHIPS IM GONNA FIGHT YOU Sanha: too bad, your chips are all gone )): how are you going to fight me if you can barely reach my knees you: watch out for your knee caps then