Texting Sanha

Custody Over Dinner

After not updating for what seems like 10 years i'm back, my whole body hurts but I am alive so enjoy (:

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Sanha: HEY

Sanha: HEY 

Sanha: HEY 

Sanha: IF I WAS HANSOL, JINYOUNG, OR NAMJOON YOUD ANSWER IN 0.1 SECONDS 

you: lol u right 

Sanha: why don't you treat me as good as you treat them 

you: um well actually I was trying to nap AND NO ONE MATTERS TO ME DURING MY NAPS 

Sanha: lies! i bet you were dreaming about Namjoon 

you: maybe I was tbh I can never remeber my dreams anyways 

Sanha: Hansol tried to @ me on twitter and I blocked him 

you: omg you're so mean to him give the boy a chance 

Sanha: ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY TO LET ALL HIS LITTLE GAMES HE TRIES TO PLAY ON YOU SLIDE 

you: #respecthansolyouusedtissue

Sanha: WHY DO YOU EVEN USE INSULTS LIKE THIS 

 you: because I am creative unlike your basic generic insult self 

Sanha: ANYWAYS.......let's go out to eat later with the rest of the boys? (:

you: is MJ gonna be there? 

Sanha: yes why? 

you: then no 

Sanha: Y THO 

you: yesterday he took two of my ryan plushies HOW COULD HE TAKE MY CHILDREN LIKE THAT WHAT IF HE DOESN'T FEED THEM AND DEHYDRATES THEM DNYEGFVEAHJDBSK

*MJ has joined the conversation* 

you: who let the theif into this conversation. THIS IS AN A AND B CONVERSATION SO C YOUR WAY OUT OF IT @ theif 

Sanha: we are going to fix this right now no one is going hungry tonight 

MJ: umm why am I in this and what is happening 

you: Did i tell you to speak theif 

Sanha: MJ did you take two of (Y/N)'s ryan plushies? 

MJ: I mean yeah BUT I LEFT A NOTE SAYING I'D BE GOOD TO THEM 

you: I DONT CARE IF YOU LEFT A NOTE YOU IRRESPONSIBLE UNCULTERED SWINE 

Sanha: (Y/N) calm down and MJ give (Y/N) back the plushies 

MJ: PLEASE (Y/N) CAN I HAVE THEM I'LL TRADE YOU FOR TWO GUDETAMA PLUSHIES AND A GUEDETAMA PEN PLEASEEEEE

you: fine bring the stuff at the dinner and i'll bring an official contract to sign for custody of the children you also bring the ryan plushies so I can say my goodbyes 

MJ: okay it's settled I promise to be good to the children (': 

you: save your words for the custody signing 

Sanha: I went to get a snack and thsis is how you guys chose to solve it...

Sanha: .....HOW COME I DON'T GET ANYTHING 

you: YOU CAN SIGN THE CUSTODY FOR THE GUDETAMAS WITH ME (((:

Sanha: YAYAYAYYAYAYAYYA!!!!!! EXCITED FOR TODAYS DINNER 

you: okay MJ we are good now love you pecko pal <3

MJ: love you too picki pal <3 see ya later 

*MJ has left the conversation*

Sanha: pecko pal and picki pal? pls explain 

you: just nicknames we gave each other one day while eating like 600 ramen bowls

Sanha: so thats why all the ramen was gone you guys left me hungry all I wanted was ramen 

you: shut up you whiney baby you can always buy more 

Sanha: you buy them for me ㅠ.ㅠ

you: N O 

Sanha: pleaseeee <<<<<3

you: fine i'll buy you ONE thats all

Sanha: YAYYY!!

you: okay well see you later be ready to sign custody papers

Sanha: i'll be ready! see you later ♡