I'll Never Be a Loser

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Hey guys!! I don't think I mentioned it but I cut my hair which is exciting since it was a big change, here's a picture of my friend (right) and I (left) 

Hey guys!! I don't think I mentioned it but I cut my hair which is exciting since it was a big change, here's a picture of my friend (right) and I (left) 

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Sanha: did u kno Goddessship is the only word in English with a triple letter 

you: what do you look up to find these kinds of things??

Sanha: everything 

Sanha: but I thought it was cool

Sanha: its a unique word, its as unique as you 

you: shut up bye 

Sanha can you let me be cute to you for once

you: no coz then that means u win and I can't let that happen 

you: I will never be a loser 

Sanha: be cute to me for once 

you: fine 

Sanha: yayyyyy ((:

you: jk I will never lose

Sanha: HBEBFWIER YOU SCAMMER 

you: i'll give you my paypal account and you can transfer some hundreds in there then I will consider being cute to you for an hour

Sanha: with that money I could take you out on a nice date smh 

you: fine then do it then i'll be cute to you

Sanha: okay I will start planning it now, when are you free?

you: all the time for you baby boy 

Sanha: wow did u just be cute to me for once 

you: what no 

you: anyWAYS WHERE ARE WE GOING

Sanha: how does going out to a restaurant first then we can go walk around the pier and i'll just buy you stuff

you: omg that sounds great 

you: best boy friend alert!!! THIS JUST IN I HAVE THE CUTEST BOYFRIEND ALIVE 

Sanha: you're so cute 

you: wait you better let me spoil you too and not come at me with that "i'm the boyfriend I buy everything" bullshit cause i'm not taking any of it 

you: I shall spoil you till you can't carry anything else

Sanha: not if I beat you to it shortie 

you: whAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME

you: ITS ON B 

Sanha: BRING IT DUENDE (a/n: Spanish word for dwarf)

you: DID YOU JUST USE SPANISH ON ME 

Sanha: ALSO I REASERCHED THAT "PINCHE PENDEJO" THING AND IT WASN'T WHAT YOU SAID IT WAS 

you: gtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtg

Sanha: EDGEUFBWTHI THAT WAS RUDE HOW COULD YOU

you: no hablo ingles sorry amigis  (trans: I don't speak english sorry friend)

Sanha: STOP SPEAKING SPANISH I CAN'T UNDERSTAND 

you: nunca hasta que aprendas a decir algo mas que no es despacito (trans: never until you learn something more than despacito) 

Sanha: i'm telling ur mom

you: i'm calling the cops and telling them you're threating me 

Sanha: WHAT ABOUT OUR DATE

you: OH TRUE OKAY I'LL DO IT AFTER 

Sanha; JNDHEFE STOP WHY I LOVE YOU

you: IDK U 

you: now if you excuse me i'm off 

you: now if you excuse me i'm off 

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Sanha: WHAT IS HAPPENING THERE 

you: I SAID IM OFF NO TIME FOR QUESTION bYE 

Sanha: JNHFSHJFEUIRWJDNANLKN IM COMING TO UR HOUSE YOU BETTER OPEN THE DOOR 


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