Agust D and Bibles

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Well i'm gonna do some shameless self promo follow my twitter @/okkjinyoung if you want you don't gotta just if you want to talk to me or something. ALSO FROM NOW ON I ONLY SPEAK AND BREATHE AGUST D bYE.

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you: A TO THE G TO THE U TO THE STD

Sanha: STD NOO BAD

you: dumbass not those types of std's

Sanha: theres another kind?????

you: ITS WHAT MIN YOONGI SAYS IN ON OF THE SONGS OFF OF HIS MIXTAPE

Sanha: oohh okay I guess

you: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GUESS ARE YOU DISRESPECTING MY KING IM CALLING 911 AND THROWING A COPY OF HIS MIXTAPE INTO YOUR WINDOW SO YOUR HOUSE LIGHTS ON FIRE.

Sanha: why aren't you this passionate about me im #pressed

you: get that nasty hashtag out of there and i'll be just as passionate boiii

Sanha: if I made a mixtape would you be this hype about it?

you: no cause it would suck because you can't rap :p

Sanha: WHO SAID I CAN'T RAP I SPIT FIRE SMH OUR CHILDREN ARE GONNA COME OUT SPITTING FIRE

you: that's gonna hurt for me ):

Sanha: THEY'LL SPIT FIRE ONCE THEY'RE OUT OF YOU SO THEY DONT HURT THEIR PRECIOUS MOMMY

you: ion like children /:

Sanha: you will if they're mine (:

you: jesus take the wheel

Sanha: you don't even read the bible

you: you right

Sanha: i'm gonna throw a bible at your head

you: no you would never hurt me ((:

Sanha: i'd attach a pillow to the bible then throw it at you so it doesn't hurt you

you: your aim is weak so you wouldn't even hit me

Sanha: ILL HIT YOU WITH THE POWER OF CHRIST

you: LMAO MISS ME WITH THAT BULLSHIT

Sanha: IM OUT YOU'RE ABUSIVE I LOVE YOU THOUGH

you: love you too monkey ! <3

Sanha: i'm getting ready to come over to fight you with the lord on my side

you: please don't come with whoever "the lord" is ion know them and he/she would just be third wheel 

Sanha: THE LORD IS ALWAYS WATCHING YOU CAN'T AVOID HIM

you: how are you gonna try and teach me religion when you don't even go to church??

you: kno ur place

Sanha: bringing a bible with me too I think demons have possessed you......

you: I wont let you in if you actually do

Sanha: I don't even own a bible so dont worry ((:

you: okay then you can come (:

Sanha: yayy!! on my way (;

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