Pickup Lines at the Store

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guess who's officially on summer break!! anyways enjoy (:

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Sanha: Okay so I went to the store today and this girl stopped me and said "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers." so I took out my bible and started preaching to her and in the end I was like "oh and also I'm engaged" 

you: omg Sanha no you're not, but what did she do?

Sanha: she looked mad and called me a waste of her time 

you: thats my mans

Sanha: this is why you need to be with me 24/7

you: it's your fault for being so pretty and getting so much attention all the time

Sanha: if I'm pretty then you must be the gorgeous one who gets endless attention 

you: what a lie no one else wants me 

Sanha: Um must I remind you that I basically have to pry Hansol from you 

you: how many times do I have to tell you that Hansol and I are just close friends

Sanha: I'm just making sure he never takes you from me 

you: chill out Sanha you're the only mans I need 

Sanha: good I can be your ONE AND ONLY HOME BOY 

you: YES AND ILL BE YOUR ONE AND ONLY HOME GIRL 

Sanha: wow we're the best Got7 stans 

you: true come over and we can dance to Got7 songs all day 

Sanha: on my way loverrrrr 

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