IM THE WORST PERSON EVER I KNOW BUT IM BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER, SCHOOL HAS BEEN HELL AND SO MUCH WORK FOR ME RECENTLY SO I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO UPDATE BUT RIGHT NOW I AM IGNORING MY RESPONSIBILITIES AND TYPING THIS, ENJOY IVE MISSED WATTPAD. ALSO WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COMEBACKS RECENTLY I REALLY LOVE PEEK A BOO BY RED VELVET, DRAMARAMA BY MONSTA X, AND SHALL WE DANCE BY BLOCK B.
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Sanha: I DRANK 7 CUPS OF COFFEE AND A OFFICIALLY READY FOR THIS DAY TO START
you: .......don't you think that's a little excessive
Sanha: U DONT UNDERSTAND I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT REWATCHING GOBLIN
Sanha: I WAS CRYING IN THE CLUB
you: wow ur weak
you: jusT KIDDING I ALSO CRY EVERY TIME THAT SHOW IS MENTIOnED
Sanha: I got yelled at this morning because I made 10 pieces of toast and made everyone late
you: why tf did u need 10 pieces of toast sanha
Sanha: (Y/N) I am a hungry boy and I really like toast don't question my needs
you: I would have yelled at u too I hate when people make me late
Sanha: MY TOAST WAS IMPORTANT
you: ur toast could have the ability to save the world from the apocalypse and I would still end u for making me late
Sanha: omg does this mean u don't love me
you: can u stop being dramatic for one second pls
Sanha: can u stop acting like u don't love me with ur whole heart for one second pls
you: if u don't stop I will call 911
Sanha: for what exactly????
you: emotional distress
Sanha: hOW
you: u r telling me that I don't love u but I actually do ):<
Sanha: first of all ur a li*r but okay
you: okay bye im leaving block b is calling me
Sanha: uhhh block b as a whole???
you: yes exactly
Sanha: do u not have a bias or something
you: u don'T KNOW THE STRUGGLES OF PICKING A BLOCK B BIAS ITS SO HARD THAT I JUST DECIDED TO BIAS ALL
Sanha: ............what kind of logic
you: yes i'm smart I know
you: I know u r surprised by how smart I am
Sanha: yeah uh sure
Sanha: can u tell ur mom that I bought her a present and i'll be there shortly to drop it off
you: what about me
Sanha: only ur mom gets a present bc shes the only nice one
you: wtf im always nice
Sanha: THATS A WHOLE ASS LIE RIGHT THERE
you: ...........u know what u right
Sanha: but it's okay I still love u
you: then why does my mom get a present and I don't
Sanha: BECAUSE IV'E LITERALLY BROKEN LIKE 20 PLATES AT UR HOUSE AND I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR THAT
you: U break something every time u come over
you: she is used to it
Sanha: well I want to be a good son in law and get her something nice to apologize for all that
you: wow what a sweet man
Sanha: yes I know (:
YOU ARE READING
Texting Sanha
Fanfiction. . . . you: SANHA IF YOU DONT GET BACK HERE WITH MY CHIPS IM GONNA FIGHT YOU Sanha: too bad, your chips are all gone )): how are you going to fight me if you can barely reach my knees you: watch out for your knee caps then
