Sanha: ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT
you: what the f*ck Sanha do you never sleep or something
Sanha: seems like you don't either since you answer in less than a minute
you: anYWAYS.....i'm going to marry Jinyoung because he's pretty and I love him
Sanha: whos Jinyoung? whats his address? his social security? number? I thought you loved me?
you: chill ouT HES FROM GOT7 I COULD NEVER GET HIM TO MARRY ME ANYWAYS
Sanha: good I was pressed
you: I'LL MARRY NAMJOON INSTEAD HA
Sanha: STOP TRYING TO MAKE OTHER GUYS TAKE MY SPOT )):
you: who said I wanted to marry you?
Sanha: BUT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MARRY AND HAVE LITTLE CHILDREN AND GROW OLD TOGETHER THATS OUR FATE
you: no I never agreed to any of this wyd
Sanha: your dad said I can marry you though sooooo
you: WHEN DID YOU ASK MY DAD AND WHY WASNT I AWARE OF IT???
Sanha: I asked him months ago and he said he'd love to have me as a son in law so you are stuck with me and not that Jinyoung or Namjoon guy
you: I asked my dad if I could marry Jooheon if he ever notices me and he told me to do whatever I want so no im not stuck with you
Sanha: I already got everything planned though plus you've been mine for years YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THOSE OTHER GUYS IN PERSON
you: idk when I said I was "yours" I don't belong to anyone I am not an object
Sanha: fine do what you want </3 my heart is crying
you: EXTRA ALERT SANHA IS GOING TO BE EXTRA AGAIN I CAN SENSE IT
Sanha: after all the love I have gave you and you still choose Jinyoung, Namjoon, and Jooheon over me. I thought we were special and you would never leave me I thought we would raise lots of little children and grow old in each others arms as we stare into the sunset. I'm broken, do you hear me? I'm blinded, 'cause you are everything I see, I'm dancin' alone, I'm praying, That your heart will just turn around
you: I didn't wanna say anything but are those One Direction lyrics at the end?
Sanha: THAT WASN'T THE POINT (Y/N)
you: lmao I knew you lowkey stanned One Direction
Sanha: how dare you break my heart even more
you: SANHA, YOU UGLY
you: FINE I'LL MARRY YOU
you: I WON'T THINK OF MARRYING JINYOUNG, NAMJOON, OR JOOHEON
you: I'LL ONLY THINK ABOUT MARRYING YOU ASSHOLE
Sanha: yay! thanks babe thats all I needed to hear
you: the things I do to keep you happy
Sanha: im coming over we can plan our wedding together (((:
you: we're still 16 though....AND ITS 3 AM
Sanha: its better to start early princess also it doesn't matter what time it is
you: ughhh you give me a headache but fine BUT I SWEAR IF YOU COME TO ME WITH A WHOLE BAG OF WEDDING MAGAZINES I'LL KILL YOU
Sanha: .........so should I just take everything i just put in my backpack out
you: whatever just bring whatever you want
Sanha: see you in a bit then beauty
you: okay beast (:
YOU ARE READING
Texting Sanha
Fanfiction. . . . you: SANHA IF YOU DONT GET BACK HERE WITH MY CHIPS IM GONNA FIGHT YOU Sanha: too bad, your chips are all gone )): how are you going to fight me if you can barely reach my knees you: watch out for your knee caps then
