Sanha: CAN WE HAVE A KID???? PLS???
you: SANHA NO WE ARE TOO YOUNG
Sanha: I JUST SAW THE CUTEST LITTLE GIRL AT THE STORE SO IF WE CANT HAVE A KID CAN I BORROW HER???
you: IM PRETTY SURE THAT "BORROWING" UR REFERRING TO IS CALLED KIDNAPPING SANHA
Sanha: NO I JUST WANNA TAKE PICTURES WITH HER FOR A WHILE THEN I'LL GIVE HER BACK
you: YOU ARE GOING TO GET ARRESTED
Sanha: okay okokokokok if we can't have a kid can we get a pet together
you: hmmmmmm yeah what kind of pet do you have in mind
Sanha: well,,,,, you already have a dog and I have a cat so what if we get a guinea pig :))))
you: wait for real
Sanha: yes and we gotta get two so they aren't lonely
you: omg Sanha idk if I would trust you with any custody of them bc remember what happened last time with the plushies
you: I don't want that mess to happen again
Sanha: I promise I will take care of them as if they were my actual children that I gave birth to
you: yes sanha, you, as a male gave birth to them
Sanha: omg so we can get them!!!!
Sanha:
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you: fine we can get them just promise me that you will take care of them very well and you won't hurt them
Sanha: don't worry I told you I will love them a lot and look after them with care
you: okay when are we going to go get them
Sanha: right now be ready in 10 ;)
you: oh my god I can't stand u
you: why do I agree to the dumb ideas u have
Sanha: bc u luv me !!!!
you: ur right I do
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AN: omg i've been gone for like 5 years i'm sorry i've been busy, but here's a new short chapter enjoy :)
YOU ARE READING
Texting Sanha
Fanfiction. . . . you: SANHA IF YOU DONT GET BACK HERE WITH MY CHIPS IM GONNA FIGHT YOU Sanha: too bad, your chips are all gone )): how are you going to fight me if you can barely reach my knees you: watch out for your knee caps then
