Broken and Banning

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Hello guys, so if I was to write another book but about Dean in a similar format to this but the characters would actually be talking in person would any of you read it? ALSO I PRE ORDERED FLIGHT LOG: TURBULENCE I'M SO EXCITED 

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Sanha: I....broke......ryan.....the.....plushie's......arm...... - MJ

you: you diD WHAT??!?! I SWEAR MJ IF YOU REALLY DID I'LL BREAK YOUR ARM

Sanha: well it wasn't all my fault I SWEAR IT WAS ACTUALLY SANHA AND JIN JIN THEY KEPT PULLING ON HIS ARM AND BOOOMMMM - MJ

you: WHY DID YOU EVEN LET THEM MJ YOU HBFEHJFBWFUBHASNNMFMFS BSHBJHBDKSDNWFB 

Sanha: TALK TO SANHA AND LECTURE HIM IM GONNA GO CRY AND TRY TO STITCH UP THE HOLE WHILE MY HEART BREAKS - MJ 

you: SANHA YOU BETTER BE READY FOR ME TO SLAP YOU SO HARD I SEND YOU FLYING TO JUPITER I DO NOT TOLERATE THIS DISRESPECT 

Sanha: it was an accident I swear I didn't mean to....

you: YOU AND JIN JIN ARE SO RECKLESS I SHOULD DROP YOU GUYS 

Sanha: NO PLEASE IT WAS ALL JIN JIN'S FAULT I SWEAR 

*Jin Jin has been added to the chat by Sanha* 

Sanha: HERE HE'LL TELL YOU HOW IT WAS ALL HIS FAULT JUST DROP HIM NOT ME 

Jin Jin: um excuse me what? you bIT ME 

Sanha: HE'S LYING DON'T BELIEVE HIM ONLY BELIEVE ME 

you: I just want to know how you reckless human beings ended up hurting MJ's child 

Jin Jin: well I was trying to hold the plushie and then Sanha bit me and said that I couldn't touch him because I am contaminated 

Sanha: AND THEN HE SMASHED THE PLUSHIE ONTO MY HEAD SO I TRIED TO TAKE IT AWAY BUT HE RESISTED

Jin Jin: and it just sort of happened......

Jin Jin: then MJ walked in and fell to the ground crying 

you: MJ and I are going out for ice cream with ryan to make his broken arm feel better and you two don't get to come, both of you stay home and think of what you've done 

Sanha: I was ice cream too ㅠㅠ

you: no you are bad 

Jin Jin: fine then me and Sanha will go out for ice cream together

you: go ahead just don't bother us if you do i'll fight you 

Jin Jin: mmmhhhmm you have strings for arms though 

Sanha: did yoU JUST INSULT MY GIRL JIN JIN WHERE DO YOU HAVE ROOM TO TALK I SUDDENLY DON'T WANT TO GET ICE CREAM WITH YOU 

Jin Jin: you guys are a perfect match one has string arms and the other is a noodle in general, let me be your best man at your wedding (:

Sanha: no u r mean ):<

Jin Jin: aweee come on you know I love you 

Jin Jin: leave (Y/N) for me oppa :* 

Sanha: no you're a snake

you: dID YOU REALLY JUST 

you: JIN JIN CATCH THIS BLOCK 

you: LOL STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH 

you: BUT YOU GOTTA GO

you: GOTTA PULL OUT THE WEEDS 

you: THIS IS A SNAKE HABITAT TURN AROUND (A/N: if anyone gets this ily)

Jin Jin: NO WAIT 

Jin Jin: I WAS KIDDING ILY 

you: BYE BLOCKEDT

*Jin Jin has been banned from the chat* 

you: finally we are safe (:

Sanha: can I go get ice cream with you guys??? ):

you: fine you can come.....

you: and bring Jin Jin sO I CAN LECTURE YOU GUYS 

Sanha: YAYAYYA!!!

Sanha: wait....

you: see you in a bit bub (: 


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