I'm supposed to be memorizing the unit circle but I have given up (juST KIDDING I HAVE ALL THE COORDINATES MEMORIZED)
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Sanha: hOW THE DOODLES DO YOU REMEBER THE NUMBERS ON THIS CIRCLE??!?! HOW THE JIGGLES DO YOU REMEMBER MATH FORMULAS???
you: lol you're asking the wrong person
you: maybe if Namjoon was here he would know
Sanha: GOOD IDEA
you: waIT WHAT HOW ARE YOU GONNA TALK TO HIM
Sanha: I have his number but like i've never talked to him.....
you: AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME
Sanha: NO I DIDN'T TELL YOU BECAUSE OF HOW MANY TIMES YOU'VE TOLD ME YOU'D DROP ME FOR HIM
you: ADKJHFBEYGDE I WAS ONLY JOKING I WOULD NEVER LEAVE YOU FOR ANOTHER PERSON JUST LIKE THAT I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH
Sanha: okay good (:
Sanha: i'm gonna add him here if you have any math questions for him
you: ok
*Namjoon was added to the chat*
Sanha: Hey Namjoon I was wondering if you could help my girlfriend and I with math
Namjoon: new phone who this?
Sanha:hahah funny,,,,,,,,,it's Sanha
Namjoon: Sanwho?
you: saNHA YOU SAID YOU KNEW HIM IM PISSING MY PANTS
Namjoon: just kidding I know who you are, but glad you found it funny (; mind telling me your name?
you: i'm (Y/N) nice to meet you (:
Namjoon: nice to meet you too, now what do you need help on sugar?
Sanha: uM SHE'S MINE,,,,,STop,,,,SEE YOU IN COURT SWEATY
you: "SWEATY" SANHA YOU NEED HELP ON MORE THAN JUST MATH
Namjoon: hahha you guys are funny. don't worry Sanha I won't take her from you, she seems to already be fully in love with you anyways
Sanha: thank (,: you (,: I (,: wish (,: hansol (,: was (,: more (,: like (,: you (,:
Namjoon: no problem kiddo, anyways of you guys want we can meet at starbucks in an hour and I can help you both on any question you have
you: sounds good ! thank you for doing this we really apprecaite it
Namjoon: no problem, see you there (:
Sanha: bye Namjoon!!! see ya in a little (((((:
Namjoon: goodbye (:
*Namjoon has left the conversation*
Sanha: why aren't you that nice to me ),:
you: becasue if I was our relationship wouldn't be as fun
Sanha: Namjoon says you're deeply in love with me I knew it
you: Namjoon is lying to you
Sanha: Namjoon doesn't lie, you LOVE ME SO MUCHHHHHHH
you: fine yes I do
Sanha: good I love you a lot too, i'm gonna go get ready to go see Namjoon i'll come pick you up so we can go together so start getting ready
you: okay see you in a bit
Sanha: <3
YOU ARE READING
Texting Sanha
Fanfic. . . . you: SANHA IF YOU DONT GET BACK HERE WITH MY CHIPS IM GONNA FIGHT YOU Sanha: too bad, your chips are all gone )): how are you going to fight me if you can barely reach my knees you: watch out for your knee caps then
