I have my Aroha selca day selcas ready here's a peek (;
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Sanha: so I got money from my parents this morning that I was supposed to give to someone but I accidentally spent it all on snacks......what do I do??!?!!?
you: how much money was it?
Sanha: $45.....
you: yoON SANHA HOW DO YOU SPEND THAT MUCH MONEY ON JUST SNACKS
Sanha: DON'T YELL AT ME I BOUGHT SOME FOR YOU TOO
you: THATS NICE AND ALL BUT THAT WASN'T YOUR MONEY RETURN THEM ALL
Sanha: hahhahahahahah the thing is that I lost the receipt and opened some of them already
you: guess you'll have to sell lemonade on the streets to earn that money back
you:
Sanha: WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR HAND?
you: ITS A WHIP MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Sanha: WHY ARE YOU SO ABUSIVE IM SENDING THIS DRAWING TO YOUR MOM
you: GO AHEAD DFUEAGHFDJKFHW;EO
Sanha: IM ADDING HER TO OUR CONVO
you: NO DON'T DO THAT
*Mother was added into the conversation*
Sanha: MOMMY IN LAW PLEASE SAVE ME SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO USE A WHIP ON ME
Mom: (Y/N), Sanha, why was I brought into this mess
you: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM MOM HE'S CRAZY
Sanha: LIES YOU ARE TRYING TO ABUSE ME
Mom: should I send a me me to calm you both down?
you: a...what.....
Mom: a me me like the ones that Sanha sends me all time, I mostly only have dog me mes because thats all he sends me
Sanha: A ME ME ENFYRGT4EW THEYRE MEMES
you: MOTHER I AM DISAPPOINTED
Mom: Look I didn't even want to be in this conversation in the first place
you: WELL NOW YOU HAVE STARTED A WAR
Sanha: IM SHOOK....IM ROOTING FOR YOU BABY LEAVE HER BALD SNATCH HER (sorry gotta hype her up noah fence)
Mom: so its bad for me to say me mes but its okay for him to say "noah fence"????
you: yes because he's cute and he's also joking you on the other hand are my mother that put disgrace on our name
Mom: do you want to be grounded that bad?
Sanha: NO DON'T GROUND HER WERE SUPPOSED TO GO OUT TO EAT TODAY
you: WITH WHAT MONEY HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE EARLIER INCIDENT
Sanha: oh...right..well I can't let you starve so I will cook for you (:
you: how about I cook for you last time you tried to cook you almost burned your house down
Mom: Sanha take good care of my daughter I will pretend like I didn't just read that you almost burned your house down and I won't tell your parents
Sanha: THANK YOU SO MUCH MOMMY IN LAW YOU ARE THE BEST I WISH (Y/N) WAS AS NICE AS YOU
Mom: she gets the mean genes from her father (:
*Mother left the conversation*
you: IM NOT MEAN IM OFFENDED
Sanha: hi Offended im Sanha (:
you: I can't believe you
you: i'm coming over you better not have eaten all those snacks
Sanha: okay i'll try not to :)
YOU ARE READING
Texting Sanha
Fanfiction. . . . you: SANHA IF YOU DONT GET BACK HERE WITH MY CHIPS IM GONNA FIGHT YOU Sanha: too bad, your chips are all gone )): how are you going to fight me if you can barely reach my knees you: watch out for your knee caps then