Lemonade and Whips

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I have my Aroha selca day selcas ready here's a peek (;

I have my Aroha selca day selcas ready here's a peek (;

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Sanha: so I got money from my parents this morning that I was supposed to give to someone but I accidentally spent it all on snacks......what do I do??!?!!?

you: how much money was it? 

Sanha: $45.....

you: yoON SANHA HOW DO YOU SPEND THAT MUCH MONEY ON JUST SNACKS 

Sanha: DON'T YELL AT ME I BOUGHT SOME FOR YOU TOO 

you: THATS NICE AND ALL BUT THAT WASN'T YOUR MONEY RETURN THEM ALL 

Sanha: hahhahahahahah the thing is that I lost the receipt and opened some of them already 

you: guess you'll have to sell lemonade on the streets to earn that money back

you: 

Sanha: WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR HAND?

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Sanha: WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR HAND?

you: ITS A WHIP MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Sanha: WHY ARE YOU SO ABUSIVE IM SENDING THIS DRAWING TO YOUR MOM 

you: GO AHEAD DFUEAGHFDJKFHW;EO

Sanha: IM ADDING HER TO OUR CONVO

you: NO DON'T DO THAT 

*Mother was added into the conversation* 

Sanha: MOMMY IN LAW PLEASE SAVE ME SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO USE A WHIP ON ME 

Mom: (Y/N), Sanha, why was I brought into this mess 

you: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM MOM HE'S CRAZY 

Sanha: LIES YOU ARE TRYING TO ABUSE ME 

Mom: should I send a me me to calm you both down?

you: a...what.....

Mom: a me me like the ones that Sanha sends me all time, I mostly only have dog me mes because thats all he sends me 

Sanha: A ME ME ENFYRGT4EW THEYRE MEMES 

you: MOTHER I AM DISAPPOINTED 

Mom: Look I didn't even want to be in this conversation in the first place 

you: WELL NOW YOU HAVE STARTED A WAR 

Sanha: IM SHOOK....IM ROOTING FOR YOU BABY LEAVE HER BALD SNATCH HER (sorry gotta hype her up noah fence) 

Mom: so its bad for me to say me mes but its okay for him to say "noah fence"????

you: yes because he's cute and he's also joking you on the other hand are my mother that put disgrace on our name 

Mom: do you want to be grounded that bad?

Sanha: NO DON'T GROUND HER WERE SUPPOSED TO GO OUT TO EAT TODAY 

you: WITH WHAT MONEY HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE EARLIER INCIDENT 

Sanha: oh...right..well I can't let you starve so I will cook for you (:

you: how about I cook for you last time you tried to cook you almost burned your house down 

Mom: Sanha take good care of my daughter I will pretend like I didn't just read that you almost burned your house down and I won't tell your parents

Sanha: THANK YOU SO MUCH MOMMY IN LAW YOU ARE THE BEST I WISH (Y/N) WAS AS NICE AS YOU 

Mom: she gets the mean genes from her father (: 

*Mother left the conversation* 

you: IM NOT MEAN IM OFFENDED 

Sanha: hi Offended im Sanha (:

you: I can't believe you 

you: i'm coming over you better not have eaten all those snacks 

Sanha: okay i'll try not to :)

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